Okay so we know I'm just going to rambling (like in everything else ever)
But I really want to talk about something in particular this post.
The Sims 3
OMG.
I've had it for forever. I was really addicted to it last year, but decided I needed a break when I looked at a mirror in my sim's house, and expected to see myself in it.
But here I am again.
There are so many things you can do in this game.
But my most favorite things to do is mess with their lives. (muahahaha)
That may sound twisted, but think about it. They are little people, whom you have complete control over. You can take out all of your anger on them, and not have to hurt real people.
But I have taken it upon myself to create some of my closest friends, squish them in a household together, and make the most DYSFUNCTIONAL family EVER!
It's hilarious.
At first I just sat back and watched shit happen.
So my sim, and my friend's sim (both girls) hooked up. But then my sim, cheat on my friend's sim. Like FOUR TIMES.
So now those two sims HATE each other, and beat each other up all of the time. I had an Asian baby and named it Kwai-Chang.
The weird thing is is all of the sims are exactly alike the real version of them. They all (automatically) hooked up with the people they are actually with. And they all act like each other too. The first thing one of the sims did when they entered the house, was pick up a guitar, and start playing it... And in real life that person is musically genius and plays the guitar all of the time. And they all kind of sound like the real versions too.
It's really freaky. And I personally think EA is stalking us all.
But, there are so many fun things you can do with it.
When the household gets to big, I'll probably decide to kill some one off. The easiest way to do that, is to make them swim, and then put four walls around the pool. (results in death by drowning)
Or you can trap someone in an overly small room, and put a stove in it (and not let them turn the stove off) the room will catch on fire and they will burn.
Also you can make someone stand next to a TV and pee themselves. Make sure the TV is cheap and just wait until it breaks (won't be long) Then tell the sim to fix it. They will electrocute themselves, and die.
Its very entertaining.
But this.
This is just cruel.
The game tries to make it fun by giving your sims traits to pick, and skills to learn. But I personally find all of my enjoyment in inflicting misery on them, and watching as they tumble to the ground.
I'm not sick.
Just wait until you get addicted to the game.
You will get bored, and then feel exactly the same.
Something I've been trying to do FOR FOREVER is develope a relationship with the Grim Reaper, and have a death baby. I know it's possible. But it's really hard. So please, if any of you lurkers know how to get a death baby easily, comment and let me know. :D
K well I gotta go torment some little people.
Byeee
"Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives."
- Ronald Reagan
(except when your playing the Sims. Then you get to run their lives ;))
~T
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