I apologize for not posting very often anymore. But the truth is, everything has been pretty boring. And there wasn't anything to post about. But then me and Jessica decided to deal with our boredom, anddd... We went shopping.
We basically grabbed everything we saw and took it to the dressing rooms...
And it turned out like this:
Jessica's "insane party dress"
Jessica and I, in our insane party dresses
Jessica posing like a boss in her insane party dress
Jessica's new Madame Tibeau dress
Me and Jessica in our "New York" party dresses
Jessica posing in a skirt she thought "suited her personality"
.... I don't know..
I don't know for this one either...
HAHA! I just noticed there is a random baby in the background :3
Yeahhh... We had a GREAT time!
Later, we went to her sister's and stayed up literally all night long watching Pretty Little Liars, and that show is freaking ADDICTING. And so is Omegle.
It is okay. That's what we did all night long. I mean, we didn't even talk to each other. It was ridiculous.
Now we are watching finding Nemo.
And we have decided that every time Dory says Nemo's name wrong, we will have a child named after it. So far we have Chico, Fabio, Elmo, Bingo, and Harpo. Poor kids. We're just setting them up for a bad life. It's all Dory's fault.
Anyways, we are also babysitting. And Jessica won't shut up about me making an Instagram.
Sooo, I'm off to make an Instagram.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
Okay, so, ever since Jessica and I bought fish, my mother has been obsessing over the entire species. And last week, she decided to take me out to a whole other town, so that we could buy some plants. To put in a fish tank. It was not my idea. In fact, I thought it was retarded, because on these little animals that are fragile as paper, and don't even last a month, we had already spent like 200 dollars. -.-
SHE NEVER SPENDS 200 DOLLARS ON ME, AND I WILL LAST A LIFE TIME.
AND THEN. She saw that TALL ass fish tank, was like "oooh can you imagine how many fishies we could fit int THERRREEE??!!!" 0.0
And I was like "god dammit mom no."
And she was like "yesssss"
So now, we have this HUMUNGO fish tank, and seven fish.
And we've spent almost FIVE HUNDRED dollars on them! We don't have money for that, but, apparently it's worth it for the fish.
kay. Let me tell you about how much of a pain in the ASS these fish are.
We have to clean the tank out once a week, and buy new filters all of the time. The first one didn't even work, because we put it in wrong. But technically, that wasn't our fault. Because the tank didn't come come with any instructions and we didn't know which way to put the cartridge in the filter. So Jessica just chose a side to face the water, BASED ON FINDING. NEMO.
COME. ON.
And that is probably why so much shit was constantly floating around in there. But we figured that out, we cleaned the tank, and we put new filters in. We fed them three times a day. And we even had plants in there for oxygen. We had enough room for the fish to swim in. We put the fishy cleaner in the water. We did EVERYTHING. But apparently, all of that still wasn't enough for those greedy little fishies. And now, Ceelo is dead. Yeah. Our precious Ceelo. Dead. And that really sucks, because in the SHORT time he was alive, he became my favorite fish. Probably because he was really stupid, and he had huge buggy eyes. But still. I felt so bad for him. And in the end, I could tell he was sick. Because he was swimming sideways and floating into the wall. But there was nothing I could do. So I just fed him and tried to take care of him. But in the morning, he had turned a sick color of brown. And was floating on his side on the top of the tank. His limp little body was resting on a leaf, that was also floating on the top of the tank. And no, I didn't pick some kind of toxic plant and accidentally put it in the tank, because a fish expert picked it out.
This. is. freaking. ridiculous.
Buying fish was a mistake. One, because they are a colossal waste of money, and two, because they never fail to disappoint me.
WHY GOD WHY.
So, now, everyone is obsessed with fish. But it is just irritating to me now.. UGHHH. JUST UGH.
And Jessica, she is obsessed with fish movies. (don't ask me) Like Finding Nemo. And. FREAKING. JAWS. JAWS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
So now we are just sitting in my living room watching Jaws.
And it is actually pretty entertaining, because Jessica is an extremist. And with everything that happens in this movie, she reacts like a polar bear just ate a dolphin.
I don't understand why I ever even wanted the fish.. I'm a cat person. I guess I thought the fish were cute, but now they are starting to gross me out the way swim around in their tank, and just dwell in their shit... it's just gross okay?
I like cats. And Jessica knows that, which is why she should have nevertaken me to a farmer store yesterday. Where they have all KINDS of cats. -.-
And I found this one little guy... I love him so much.. :'( But I can't have him, because I already have a kitty. But I don't like my kitty. She is so stupid and annoying, she doesn't like to cuddle she likes to be afraid of everything and sprint for the hills whenever she hears a door open.
But the kitty at the store was so playful, and he loved to hold onto me and chew on my jacket. He was the loudest purrer and his face smelt AMAZING.
And he was hilarious! He would just dive around on the floor and crash his head into the ground, and then literally just stay there doing a hand stand. I mean, I didn't even know that was possible. I am going to make Jessica come with me to that store every day until he's adopted. And when he is adopted, I am going to cry. I will cry because I am happy he found a home, but I will cry because I will miss him soooo bad :'(
That's muyy babbeeyyyy
I love him so much!
Well, I gotta go make Jess come with me to see muy babeeyy <3
*touchy quote which I don't feel like looking for right now because there really wasn't a theme for this post*
Okay, so, by the title of this post you know what it is going to to be about. Jessica doesn't agree with me at all, because she doesn't believe in anything supernatural at all. But I do! And we all know that :P
A while back, I had some of my friends convinced that I was psychic. And then, later, I had myself convinced too..
But now I understand it all.
Clairvoyance isn't even technically mythological. The word, 'clairvoyant' is french. 'Clair' for clear, and 'voyant' for vision. It translates into "The one who sees clearly". I have terrible eye sight, but this obviously isn't talking about that.
Okay, so when you guys were little did you play that online game called Poptropica? I did. And to tell you the truth, that game is so freaking addicting, that I started playing it again about a week ago. Anyways. They have all these new islands. And one of them is called "Zomberry Island"
And, I'm obsessed with the zombie apocalypse, so, I decided to do that one first. You can tell by the title of the island, that it has something to do with berries. Also, there are berries all over the island. In the tunnels, and apartments, there is a berry smoothie shop too. So right off the bat I guessed it was some kind of contaminated berry that started the zombie island. And yes. I know. It was really obvious. But before I had one clue. I mean I never even got one. clue.
I was like "I bet it's the blueberries,"
And then, the end of the game comes. And guess what fruit it is? IT'S THE FREAKING BLUEBERRIES.
Lol. I guess that isn't to impressive. But what I'm trying to say is that I figure out random minor things all of the time in a freaky manor. Not like the smart people do, or the people that study human behavior. I mean like... ehh. How do I even explain it?
Being clairvoyant is being able to gather information about a person, object, or event.
It is not psychic. You cannot tell the future. Technically it isn't magical or mystical at all.
Anyways. Just. Just Google it okay? This is stressing me out.
*crystal meth.
Hahaha I don't know about that... It probably just drove them to insanity.
I know that because I don't have that many examples for you, (and you don't know if the examples I did give are real.... they are. Just saying) 99.9% of you aren't going to believe me. But. There is no way you can convince me otherwise. It's impossible. Well. I really didn't know what to blog about, so I blogged about this. And it has probably been really boring to you. Sorry :/
I've been really bored, and I can't think of anything to ramble about.
I played hide and seek in the dark again... But this time it was more terrifying than fun... I was separated from anyone.. and I couldn't see anything. Plus there were some people there that weren't in our group.. and it just.. ugh.. It's still my favorite game. :3
I don't understand why, because I don't understand why I love it if it just scares the crap out of me, therefore I do not understand myself.
I'll try to blog about something more interesting before this day ends. I'm just to tired now to think of something you actually want to hear. :P
"Maybe life is random, but I doubt it."
- Steven Tyler
Okay so, today was nice and relaxing. I was chilling with some friends the entire time.
Jessica was at home, so of course we were texting. And then she just started sending me all these memes. And yeah, everyone knows that memes are great and hilarious. But it's sooo much different when they're personal!! :D
(She was making them)
Here are some ;)
Okay, so my narcissistic friend is in love with himself. He is constantly commenting on how great his body is, and how he is "soooo good looking."
So. People like to tell him otherwise. :) Just for fun though hahahah
So she made this. And he was actually pretty pissed off for a while, and isolated himself from the rest of us.
And this.. well.. Okay. First let me give you a very brief explanation of who Madame Tabeau is.
On my 13th birthday party, all of my best friends were all coming to my house and were going to stay the night.
Jessica had never met them, and wanted to make a... "grand" entrance.
So. She set herself up in my room, siting on a towel, wearing an Eeyore onsie, and a floral bikini over that. She was wearing two hippy scarves. One around her neck, and one over her face. She sat and creepily strummed her guitar in the dimly lit room, with a pot of steaming potato soup in front of her, along with some cups filled with steaming water. The cups spelled out "dream".
After singing "Kumbaya" in a.. terrifying sense.. She told them of their future. As my horrified friends huddled in the corner and nodded yes to everything she said, she took off her face scarf. Under it, was so much bronzer that her face was the color of the sun, and she had traced the edges of her lips and nostrils with eye-liner... And let's not forget the drawn on eyebrows...
Anyways. After this. She introduced herself as Madame Tabeau, an expert psychic who could surely predict anyone's future correctly. And that is exactly. What she did. She started to lightly strum her guitar, with her head hung over it. You couldn't see her face anymore. Then, like a gun shot in a tank, rang out her insanely loud, shrill voice. Screaming "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! ..... I see death.."
They will never get over that. They were scared shitless.
Anywho, that's who Madame Tabeau is. However, I don't really understand the meme.
She's just.. She's Jessica..
Jessica has a fear of penises. Even though she's never seen one. I do not understand this at all.
Once when Jessica and I were annoying her mom out of her mind, she (being Jessica's mom)
plopped down on the floor, rolled over and said, "Oh god I probably look like a friggin wyrus,"
(Meant to say walrus. I still think it's hilarious, and prefer "wyrus" over "walrus".
I told her I would be home at six... and then...
She Just.. She worries me sometimes.
Those are only a few of the many memes she sent me. But the others are to personal. Plus I highly doubt you care :P
Okay well I hope you enjoyed that.. Hehehe :3
Well. I'm closing off this post :)
"I travel light. I think the most important thing is to be in a good mood and enjoy life, wherever you are."
- Diane Von Furstenberg
I agree with this quote 100%
However.
I couldn't disagree with this one more.
"Imagination, the supreme delight of the immortal and immature, should be limited. In order to enjoy life, we should not enjoy it to much."
- Vladimir Nabokov
*cough this guy cough was a cough cough complete idiot cough*
Okay, so can I just express how much freaking fun this game is??
Lets all admit right now, that when we were little, hide and seek was the best game ever. To me, it still is. BUT as we got older, hide and seek tag got popular. And now its hide and seek tag IN THE DARK. LIKE OMG. FUNNEST GAME EVERRRR.
Especially when you have some large place with like 1000 obstacles to hide in. Like, playgrounds, or really big parks. Or (in the summer time) a high school ;) which is probably the best place to play the game in the world.
Okay, so there are bathrooms, and like 50 classrooms, all in different buildings. So there are a ton of buildings to hide around, and hallways winding throughout the whole damn thing. Benches, and tables, and water fountains, and bushes, and tennis courts, and swimming pools, stairs, stages, ramps, EVERYTHING.
Even though this is my new favorite game, it still scares the shit out of me. Its like having an adrenaline rush over and over until your heart gets so heavy you think it's about to explode. Because, the high school was so BIG. And there are so many people are scattered everywhere, and you never know who's gonna be around the corner, and if you're going to have to run or not. I know this sounds really dramatic and retarded, but it is NERVE WRACKING man!
I was so exhilarated, but terrified at the same time.
Another thing is that there are people you don't know around... Like strangers. In the pitch black dark. And lights are going out, and if you're screaming no one is going to come. BECAUSE ITS FREAKING HIDE AND SEEK. THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE BULLSHITTING THEM.
You never know who could be creepin in the dark...
Okay so, there are several ups and downs. And I know most of you have probably played this game, but I'm tired okay. I spent like four hours sprinting up hills and jumping over some pretty damn high ledges or bushes, and its pretty damn hard to climb onto a freaking roof when you're short as crap. So my point is, I'm tired. So very very tired. And I just need to post something, and if you guys get bored reading this, then read a different one. If you've read all of them, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
The thing is, you can't really trust anyone. And there aren't any "breaks". If you take a "break" you lose. I took many breaks.
LOL.
Anyways, people start calling people, and then they answer, and the person who is it will be like "OH YEAH JOE IS IT NOW AND I'M ALONE SO I'LL MEAT YOU AT THE SQUARE AND WE CAN BE ALLIES."
Yeah. They are setting you up. And what I did, was start casually walking to a group of people (I was it) And they were like "RUN!" and I was like "what the hell are you running from??"
So they would say "You were tagged! I saw it! Joe tagged you!"
So I said, "Yeah, but then we separated, and I tagged Joe again. Now he is it, and I'm being a friend to you by telling you Joe is over there.*points to building. Joe's shadow is obviously lurking from behind it*
(Oh and by the way "Joe" and I were both it.)
So they were like.. oh..
And I waited for "Joe" to come running, and then started running with them. I was like "OMG HE IS COMING RUN BITCHES RUN!"
But they didn't trust me because in this game, it's save your own ass or get out. So they all started separating and running for the hills. And I got two of them lol.
So, I can't even trust myself.
And let me tell you, weird shit had been going down the entire night. And at the end Joe was like. "Hey you guys know there are cameras right."
He said it so obviously, it wasn't even a question.
We were all like. "WHAT NOW. O.o"
So yeah.
It was fun, but we all were freaked out and panicking for a while because "Matt" went missing. And we were seriously looking for him for like forty-five minutes.
We thought he was stolen and butt-raped. And then everyone started panicking and screaming and running around, (AND MIGHT I ADD, ABOUT TO FREAKING CRY)
And then we found him. And it turned out, THE WHOLE DAMN TIME. HE WAS IN THE MOTHERTRUCKING BATHROOM.
UGHH. JUST UGHHH.
And after that, Matt had some of us (mostly me) flipping out because he went on and on about seeing Slenderman when the lights went out. And we all know I believe in almost every myth.
And this.. well.. this will just have us all scared forever.
FOREVER.
Well. Hide and seek in the dark is the funnest game ever ! :D
But... terrifying. Okay? terrifying.
"Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living."
- Doug Coupland
I have no idea what that means. But I agree with it completely. Clowns are one of my darkest fears.
I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT SON OF A BITCH.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE OF THESE DAMN THINGS.
I LITERALLY HAVE REOCCURRING DREAMS OF THIS ONE DAMN CLOWN CHASING ME OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, BUT I NEVER MAKE IT TO MY HOUSE. AND I NEVER GET TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME. IT IS THE MOST HORRID THING.
In second grade, there was a clown at my school's fall festival (it was one of my teachers dressed up.. I didn't know that then..)
And I picked up a GIANT ASS rock, and literally threw it at the clown. And it hit it. hard.
I would rather plunge two pairs of very sharp scissors into my eyes than look at that horrific.. awful.. gruesome.. horrifying picture any longer. so. bye.
Okay so we know I'm just going to rambling (like in everything else ever)
But I really want to talk about something in particular this post.
The Sims 3
OMG.
I've had it for forever. I was really addicted to it last year, but decided I needed a break when I looked at a mirror in my sim's house, and expected to see myself in it. But here I am again.
There are so many things you can do in this game.
But my most favorite things to do is mess with their lives. (muahahaha)
That may sound twisted, but think about it. They are little people, whom you have complete control over. You can take out all of your anger on them, and not have to hurt real people.
But I have taken it upon myself to create some of my closest friends, squish them in a household together, and make the most DYSFUNCTIONAL family EVER! It's hilarious.
At first I just sat back and watched shit happen.
So my sim, and my friend's sim (both girls) hooked up. But then my sim, cheat on my friend's sim. Like FOUR TIMES.
So now those two sims HATE each other, and beat each other up all of the time. I had an Asian baby and named it Kwai-Chang.
The weird thing is is all of the sims are exactly alike the real version of them. They all (automatically) hooked up with the people they are actually with. And they all act like each other too. The first thing one of the sims did when they entered the house, was pick up a guitar, and start playing it... And in real life that person is musically genius and plays the guitar all of the time. And they all kind of sound like the real versions too.
It's really freaky. And I personally think EA is stalking us all.
But, there are so many fun things you can do with it.
When the household gets to big, I'll probably decide to kill some one off. The easiest way to do that, is to make them swim, and then put four walls around the pool. (results in death by drowning)
Or you can trap someone in an overly small room, and put a stove in it (and not let them turn the stove off) the room will catch on fire and they will burn. Also you can make someone stand next to a TV and pee themselves. Make sure the TV is cheap and just wait until it breaks (won't be long) Then tell the sim to fix it. They will electrocute themselves, and die.
Its very entertaining.
But this.
This is just cruel.
The game tries to make it fun by giving your sims traits to pick, and skills to learn. But I personally find all of my enjoyment in inflicting misery on them, and watching as they tumble to the ground.
I'm not sick.
Just wait until you get addicted to the game.
You will get bored, and then feel exactly the same.
Something I've been trying to do FOR FOREVER is develope a relationship with the Grim Reaper, and have a death baby. I know it's possible. But it's really hard. So please, if any of you lurkers know how to get a death baby easily, comment and let me know. :D
K well I gotta go torment some little people.
Byeee
"Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives."
- Ronald Reagan
(except when your playing the Sims. Then you get to run their lives ;))
THIS IS NOT A POST. THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU LURKERS. I CAN CHECK THE STATS. AND THERE ARE LITERALLY 253 LURKERS WHO VISIT THIS SITE, AND REVISIT IT. IF YOU LIKE THE BLOG ENOUGH TO READ IT TWICE, PLEASE. FOLLOW IT. SO THAT IT BECOMES MORE POPULAR, AND MORE PEOPLE READ IT.
Okay the main reason I started this post was so I could put up this picture. It's really simple but so retarded, and basically the only thing that makes me laugh is when people are so stupid they do something idiotic, so technically, I'm always laughing at people, and not with them. But at the same time I'm laughing with them because I do stupid ass crap too(:
But this. This just had me laughing for like.... AN HOUR.
LOL
Hmm what should I ramble about now?
I don't know, but what I do know is that I don't understand the band Queen. Don't get me wrong. They are actually my favorite band, and have composed some of my favorite songs. But, If the lead singer was gay why did he sing about "Fat Bottomed Girls" ?
And I don't know why Freddy Mercury had to die after they wrote Bohemian Rhapsody. Come on. Srlsy. I know his death is basically what made that song happen, but still. That sucks ass dude. Well. At least that's what I heard. I actually heard like five different stories, but the one that makes the most sense is that the song was written and performed by the rest of the band after Freddy died. And that it was written for him.. The song is about death. Another thing is that Freddy died of AIDS. That also sucks ass. :'( Should have been using a Sea-Condom. *shakes head*
I'm rambling again.. HAHA
Okay so Jessica just kiked me and was like
"What percent chance is there of me having to pee?"
(you know, because I'm psychic.. or clairvoyant.. I don't know..)
So I said (quite confident in my answer)
"89% chance."
And she was like
".... So close!"
"aw what was it? :(" - me
"0%" - Jessica
Those are the kind of conversations we have. That's just.. That's just sad.
Anyways. I wish my life could be as simple as my fishie's lives. I mean, really it's not fair. While we have to deal with, what we're going to eat for dinner, and which pants to wear today, the fish just get to.. float around. Literally. The just swim around that stupid tank all day long, they float, and swim, and eat, and swallow air.
And I'm sure the dramatic life stories I make up for them aren't true, and that's why they are so peaceful.
They don't have to worry about anything.
But it the little stories I make for them, everything is very, very complicated.
Here is one.
Freddy was in South Korea a while back. With his brother Ehhh. Freddy and Ehhh were taken and put into a concentration camp. Ehhh tried to escape once, and Freddy let it slip. Ehhh was instantly killed.
It wasn't until Freddy got sick of the food they served there that he decided to escape too.
He actually made it, but it was such a traumatic experience, he won't tell anyone how he did it. And because of the horrible things that went on in the camp, he now lives with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Which is why he had to move in with his cousin, Ceelo.
Ceelo was happy to take care of him. But now he regrets it because Freddy seems to have turned on him, although Freddy doesn't realize it. You see, Ceelo had his eyes on this pretty girl, Laiva, for a very long time. They grew up together, and ever since they became close he has loved her.
But with Freddy around so much, he and Laiva have bonded. Laiva became very in love with him very fast, and the feeling was mutual. They fell in love so quickly. It was scary too, because they were best friends. And falling in love with your best friend can be scary. But they fell so fast, and so deep.
And now they are inseparable. Freddy has Laiva to take care of him now, which is why he isn't close to Ceelo anymore. And poor Ceelo was pretty much cast out of the picture for both of them. Especially with Laiva, they are now in the "friendzone". Now Ceelo expresses his emotions through singing. He has written a song to, entitled "Forget You"
This is part of it-
"I see you swimmin' 'round the tank with the girl I love and I'm like, Forget you. I guess the pebbles in my gills, they weren't enough, and I'm like forget you."
*sniffle sniffle*
So sad...
Anyways. I guess I'm glad my precious fishies don't have to suffer through that, and that their lives are simple and happy.
Except Freddy's. He kind of did have to live through a war. He survived the 'Fish Bowl Of Doom' as Jessica and I like to call it.
Well I'm really tired.. *yawn*
So I'm going to go pretend like I'm sleeping so I don't have to blog anymore.
Bye losers.
"When life is too easy for us, we must beware or we may not be ready to meet the blows which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor."
Jessica is vacationing. Again. So you might want to skip this post, because it's most likely going to be me ranting on and on, (like the others) except different. More.. boring... because.. I'm bored without her.
:'(
Ugh.
I should stop wallowing.
hmmm.
Oh yeah. It's father's day. So I should probably wish you all happy father's day, even though none of the followers are fathers. But uhh I guess this can go out to all of the lurky viewers who lurk around, but don't interact with anything. Because they are lurkers.
aweh.
Look at it. Its some kid and his dad. They are holding hearts. WHO HOLDS A HEART. I MEAN I KNOW THAT'S PROBABLY METAPHORICAL BUT I'M RANTING OVER HERE, SO NOW I AM GOING TO RANT ABOUT HOW LITTLE KID DRAWINGS MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.
Okay, for one, those "Entire Family Goes And Stands Outside Their House" are the worst OF ALL.
Like this-
First, the son doesn't have a face. Okay. It doesn't. This picture is different from most, because usually the sun is just floating around in the corner, and you only see about a third of it. Now let me ask you this, in real life, DOES THE SUN FLOAT AROUND IN THE CORNER OF THE EARTH. NO. IT DOESN'T, BECAUSE EARTH HAS NO CORNERS.
And, often enough, the PEOPLE are larger than the HOUSE. And so is the CAT.
I'm just talking about children's drawing's in general. Not this one. This one is the closest I could find to what I am talking about.
I realize, that this is really rude and judgmental, AND hypocritical, (because I still draw like this) and I probably shouldn't be talking about it. But right now, I'm in a really rude and judgmental mood. So forgive me for what I do in my blind rages.
*RAMBLE RAMBLE RANT RAMBLE RANT RANT RANT*
You know what I want to talk about?
Let's just talk about this for a second.
Let's just talk about the fact that
This guy
is probably the best actor in the world.
I think he can pretty much play any role.
But he is really good at playing OVERLY. CONFUSING. ROLES.
Like-
Shutter Island
This movie, is my favorite movie. Like ever. But you don't actually even know who the MAIN CHARACTER IS, until the last five minutes of the movie. And in the process of discovering that, it's like you are being born into this world ALL OVER AGAIN, and now, you have to learn how to walk. And talk. And the alphabet. All over again.
Inception
In this movie, it is impossible to tell whether you are living you're life, or if you are dreaming. Also it is just really frustrating because you have to watch it like FIVE TIMES to even understand THE CONCEPT of it. Still a great movie.
The Great Gatsby
YET ANOTHER, mind boggling movie, but still amazing. You know basically nothing about Gatsby until it's almost over, but everytime you learn something about him, it makes you question everything else you thought you knew about him. And the end is really sad and it makes me cry :'(
Why are all of his movies depressing too?
Like Titanic. And Romeo + Juliet.
We all know how those end.
Leonardo Decaprio never gets to be the winner. It's so sad :'(
But there are good reasons for that.
He is a BOSS at playing the justified, wise, responsible roles. But then loses everything he had. I guess he is good at showing his emotions. I guess that's the meaning of nice guys finish last. :(
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!
Well. This post is ALL over the place.
But ya know... *ramble ramble*
Welllll I gots ta go
Have a nice life!
Until the next time!
"Getting through the night is the toughest part. Being alone. Not having her there to talk to."
Okay so have any of you ever gone on omegle? If you have, hopefully you will be able to relate to what I am talking about here.
People on there are so rude. There are basically four types of people on there.
1) Those who are really stupid and have no idea what to talk about and are basically just there to annoy you.
2) Horny freaks who just want to kik you and swap nude photos.. FREAKS.
3) The people who seem really nice and are kind of like your friend for maybe five minutes, and then just disconnect.
4) And then there are those who just like screw shit up, they are constant downers and are unhappy in their own lives so they go around just throwing 'eff you' in EVERYONE'S face and try to make them feel terrible about themselves.
Am I right??
Yeah. I'm right.
I have only met like two people who I talked to on there and am still friends with. And I go on a lot, so those are some pretty terrible odds. And now that I think about it, why do I go on there?
I don't even know.
Imagine if everyone was like that in real life. I mean, they kind of are, but they aren't all that blunt and mean. And in real life, there are some people you can trust and can consider to be your real friends. Thank god for those people.
But for a second. Let's just think about this universe where everyone is exactly like that all of the time.
Okay, so you are just walking along the streets, and someone stops you. You have no idea whatsoever who they are. But yet you take it upon yourselves to have a one on one conversation about your personal lives. Then in the middle of you saying something, the stranger just turns away. And puts as much distance between you and him/herself.
HOW. RUDE.
Anyways, you keep walking. You've made it to your destination. Lets say.. Walmart.
You sit down on a bench, and a random guy walks by.
"DAYUUUMMM. LOOK AT THAT, STRANGER. HOW ABOUT WE JUST WALK OVER HERE IN THIS CORNER AND YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR VAGINA."
Then you get up and walk far away from them. And then there is this person.
"HIIIII HAHA LOL
IKR
HAHA YOU SHOULD TELL ME ALL OF YOUR SECRETS AND IMMA ACT LIKE I CARE LOL WAIT WAHHHHHH???"
And then, when that is over, you sit down at a table in the restaurant area, and another stranger approaches you.
"You are fugly. And stupid. I am going to track you down. And rape you in the ass. eff you. You're so stupid. I hate you. You can go die in a hole."
".... Thanks" -me
SERIOUSLY. THATS WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE. THANKS OMEGLE. FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT.
Wellll I gotta go :P
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
-Maya Angelou
Well. I had a really bad dream. But I'm not going to tell you about it because those kinds of things are reserved for Jessica's ears. HAHA YOU DON'T GETTA KNOW.
But I still hope you had a good morning.
How did you wake up today?
I woke up to the sound of some one heavily breathing. It was hard to see around my room without my glasses on, but I knew someone was in it. I sat up. And what do you know? Jessica was crouched behind my nightstand, laughing to herself, with my phone -.-
I asked her what she was doing, and she replied "taking pictures of you while you were sleeping"
I looked at my phone. And sure enough.
Thanks Jess.
She then, walked over to a chair, threw everything on the floor, and plopped down in it like this.
She just started talking. I don't even know what about. She was just ranting on and on and I had no idea what she was saying.
"Oh and I really wanted to tell you that I'm a free spirit now. I have no baggage. hehehehehe. But first tell me EVERY detail about your party, like you always do."
(then in a very dramatic tone)
"The punch bowl was blood red. I started to walk towards it, being sucked into the depths of the bloody... punch."
Yeah. It was a great way to wake up.
"You know I've been in here forever right? Like even before I took pictures of you. I sat here and stared at the fish for like ten minutes."
And when I asked her how she got in, she just said
"The door was unlocked. Duhh,"
Yup.
Well.
I want food.
So.
I'll talk to you later.
Bye :)
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep."
Freddy made it!
Thank you for your prayers.
ha. ha ha. ha.
Moving on.
He is happy in his new tank, along with two other fish that Jessica picked out. The white one is named Laiva.
And the black is Ceelo.
And with her new found love of Laiva, Jessica seems to have grown out of her "phase".
Now. Moving on to things you care about.
Crap. I forgot how to ramble. Or how to start..
umm.. I'm probably just not in the mood. I haven't slept in practically two days because me and Jessica keep
staying up all night. Last night we watched Just Go With It. That was entertaining.
CRAP. Look at how boring this post is! It's pretty boring...
ermmm.. Hold on.
I find this very powerful. I don't know why but this picture is like packed with emotions. But let me ask you this. Do you believe in mermaids? My guess is most of you said no. Pretty much everyone I know says no, and I don't get why they can't be a little more open minded.
When you think about it, it's entirely possible.
Here. Let me explain this to you.
We don't know what's out there. We didn't know dinosaurs existed until we started digging up shit. Who knows if there were things that existed that we haven't found evidence of? That is also entirely possible. But mermaids? We have evidence of those.
Okay I admit, that might be a little cheesy. But still some of the things they mentioned are true. People don't really get to go and venture 3000 feet under the ocean. Normally if someone went down that far in a submarine, their head would explode. So think about that! The ocean is a HUGE immense dark place. We haven't seen most of it. The deepest trenches, are also the darkest places. Even if someone did get down there, even with a lot of lights, it would be almost impossible to see.
Am I close to convincing you yet? Think about it being a new intelligence. One we haven't discovered yet. Mermaids could totally be real, however it would NOT be like the stories. My guess is, they would look like alien fish. Body of a fish, and more human like faces and arms (but developed to live underwater. Therefor looking like an alien fish.)
They wouldn't wear sea-shell bras, and they probably would communicate like whales. Maybe close to the noises in this video?
And also. There is this ;)
There is still the possibility of this being fake.
BUT IT PRETTY MUCH LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING BABY MERMAID SKELETON TO ME.
Well. There is one thing to keep you from sleeping at night :D
Now, onto the next thing I want to drill into your mind.
The Zombie Apocalypse. It's Happening Losers.
Okay. Where do I even begin! There are SO MANY directions this could go.
I honestly see so many ways this could happen it's not even funny.
1) Viruses. Obviously, the real versions of zombies wouldn't be dead people. They would be sick people. Do you think in this world we always had the whooping cough flu? New diseases in viruses seem to find they're way around all of the time. We never know what could come our way, and result in this. It could simply be a virus that destroys brain cells. Until the point where it basically makes you a vegetable, except you can operate your limbs. And the one thing you know, is that to survive, you need food. Maybe you don't know fruits and grains are foods. Maybe you just smell moving, living, functioning things and hear a dinner bell. Who knows. I would say this is one of the more likely causes of the zombie apocalypse.
2) Bath salts. Have any of you ever heard of that drug bath salts? Apparently it makes you unaware of everything. And you can go into a violent state. There was one story on the news. Some random guy took this drug, and then tore his own friend to pieces and ate the flesh off of his face. You can easily look it up. Just type in "bath salts drug"
There will be more than several news stories on it. I would post pictures here of the victims, but you might not want to see it because, honestly, it's really disgusting.
3) Syphilis. Adolf Hitler had this disease. It's actually an STD and it is a worm that will normally go to live in your head, and eat brain cells. We all know Hitler shot himself, but we all also know that he was a little crazy. And that is exactly what syphilis does to you. Don't think I'm stupid for using the AMC show The Walking Dead as an example, but their explanation makes a lot of sense. In season one episode six, Rick and his group go to the CDC in Atlanta, Georgia. There, a scientist (Jenner) explains to them how the disease is spread. Once infected, the disease starts to kill all of your brain cells, until only the brain stem is still functioning. And then you know how to function your body, and that you need food. So maybe if syphilis killed enough brain cells, it could lead to... zombies. (lol this is just an idea)
4) This one isn't very likely. It doesn't seem possible because lobotomy's were stopped years ago. But, just in case you don't know what a lobotomy is, I will explain. A long time ago before they had advanced medical equipment or knowledge, and everyone was retarded, giving a lobotomy was a way of taking away pain. Say some one had a reoccurring pain in their leg, and the doctor wasn't sure how to treat it. So they would take a spike, and angle it in the opening of the patient's eye, and then hit it in with a mallet.. Or anything else. (I'm not sure what they hit it with) But. The point of it was to damage a nerve, and make it so that the patient didn't feel pain anymore. It worked. But it still wasn't smart. Because we need to feel physical pain. What if our legs were on fire? How would we know? Hahaha hopefully we would notice anyways. But that's just an example. Or what about internal pain? If you had a tumor or something in your stomach, and you didn't feel pain you wouldn't know there was something wrong with you until it was to late...I'm not sure if you feel pain from a tumor, but we all know there is something that might be wrong with your stomach, and if you didn't feel it you could die. All of these are examples. They are just coming from my head. So don't blame me if you don't feel pain when you have a tumor, or notice when you are on fire.. hehe :3
I'm not done with this one yet. Also, back then, in insane asylums, a treatment for a crazy person was a lobotomy. This is sick, and twisted, and terrible. Honestly, I don't understand why those things were ever legal (insane asylums) I mean, I personally don't even think it was ever even for the best. How could you possibly think shocking some one to death, or DAMAGING their nerves and brain could help ANYTHING?!
Anyways. They didn't give lobotomy's for pain here. For some retarded reason, they would just dig the spike farther down and hit it harder. So that it damaged very important parts of the brain and basically made you a vegetable that could walk and breath on its own. I think it might have been a punishment. For when you didn't obey the nuns or people that worked in the asylums. But also it was a last resort when the electric chair didn't work. I mean. HOW. WHY DI D THEY EVEN THINK I MEAN I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. Some one with this kind of lobotomy wasn't even a person anymore. They didn't speak, or think, didn't have personalities or opinions. All they knew was how to move. And to eat. Well. That could get out hand. So there is another way a zombie could be created, but I can't see it starting an apocalypse.
These are just some of the MANY ways the zombie apocalypse could be triggered. So just mull this over for a little while, and let it come to you in your nightmares :) You're welcome.
Well I guess I remembered how to ramble.
I'm tired.
Sweet dreams everyone.
And remember anything is possible ;)
"Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all is a form of planning."
