OMG I'M BORED. ~Taylor~

Hey guys!

     My days have been so freaking boring. Jessica is visiting her aunt, in a completely different state. And after that she's most likely going to her brother's for two weeks. So. I'm doomed.
That means no more TeJor videos for awhile.. *sigh*
OKAY WILL YOU ALL JUST PRETEND THAT YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT THAT. PLEASE.

And, I'm going to a camp for 10 days. So, I won't be posting for a while.
So I might as well make this one last.
Since Jessica, nothing (as far as TeJor) has been going on lately.
So I guess I'm backing to ranting on and on with no direction..
Hmmm. I haven't done this in awhile :/ My more recent posts have had more to do with things that actually happened.
OH GAWD THIS BLOG IS TURNING INTO A JOURNAL. I PROMISE I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN ANYMORE.

Hmm, I need to pick a topic...
ehh..
Aweh. Whenever I see that word 'ehh' I think of my deceased fishy. Even though Ehhh had three 'h's.

WOAH. I just thought of something.
When I get back from that camp thing I told you about, I'm going to have a lot of facebooking to do.
Anyways.

AHHHHAAHHAHAHA. 

That was good. 

DAMN. THAT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. IT'S MIND BOGGLING. 

Before I looked at this picture, I didn't really notice the difference between boob enlargements and real boobs and what not. Now I do.

I'm just gonna put up random funny pictures until I think of something to talk about.

Yes. Because 'Surprise Adoption' is SOOOO much more accurate. 

Okay I partly love this photo because the kid is Asian, and he reminds me of my future children. 

And there is also the fact that the text reminds me of a certain episode of Charlie the Unicorn. And if you haven't seen those videos, you need to now.

These videos were all the rage in my childhood. 

(this is the third one, there are others you can watch. I put this one up because it's the one that reminds me of that picture. You'll see why when you get to that part)

The next best videos were the Llamas With Hats videos..

I really don't understand WHY. But. uh. Here you go, just in case you haven't seen it. And, those odds are slim. Because everyone has seen these videos.

Along with the girl that ate her own tampon. But.. uhh. We're not going to talk about that.

Hope you enjoyed that. I know I didn't. 

Nowww let's get back on track.. Not that there ever was a.. track..

uhh... okay. 

AHHHHHAAA... OH MY GOD. THAT WAS GOOD. 

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And this just... ahh.. 

what.

WHAT.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hate it when that happens.

D'awww.. :'(

LOOK AT IT.

....

Anyways. I'm really tired.. ridiculously tired.. 

Sooo I gotta gooo.

But this probably won't be the last post for ten days.

Jut one of the next few posts you'll have before not any for ten days.

If that makes sense.

Hope that made you laugh!!

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter"

- e.e. cummings 

Byeee :)

~T

FINALLY! ~Taylor~

Jessica and I finally made our first official TeJor video.

And no, we did not use any of the ideas we had floating around in our heads for MONTHS, that we spent endless amounts of time brainstorming about. This is how our ridiculous simplicity of a choice was made.

Me: *walks into Jessica's house, Jessica is laying on a recliner* I want to make a movie. Today. 

Jessica: Lets make fun of preppy girls.

Me: Okay.

That. Is. Just. Retarded. 

Anyways, we soon went over to my house, and she spent QUITE a while putting on eternal layers of make-up. When I saw my face, I had the natural instinct to run from the mirror. 

We went to Jessica's, organized what we would say, and gathered our props. Then we just did it. 

We didn't have a script. Most of it was improv, which is probably why its is so stupid. But it makes us laugh, and I really don't know if it will be funny (at all) to the rest of the world. But I guess I'll find out.

Watch this shit now. 

Yeah... I am so embarrassed. And I feel like putting it all over the internet is a huge mistake. But you know. Memories. 

Gawd I know this is gonna bite me in the ass. Maybe tomorrow, maybe when I'm trying to find a job. Who knows. The fact that I know it's a mistake while I'm posting it just makes me that much more of an idiot. So I'm gonna sign off. IF YOU LIKE IT PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOU TUBE CHANEL. CAN YOU TELL WE ARE DESPERATE YET?

jkjk. 

But seriously. Subscribe.

And for the few of you that actually read this blog, please comment on what you think of the video. Even if you're a hater. We need your input, (if it's the truth.)

Andddd if you're just being a hater to hate on shit, well. then. I hate you. 

Buuuu Byeee 

"Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them."

-Bob Dylan

~T

Shopping.. I guess... ~Taylor~

I apologize for not posting very often anymore. But the truth is, everything has been pretty boring. And there wasn't anything to post about. But then me and Jessica decided to deal with our boredom, anddd... We went shopping.

We basically grabbed everything we saw and took it to the dressing rooms... 

And it turned out like this:

 Jessica's "insane party dress"

 Jessica and I, in our insane party dresses

 Jessica posing like a boss in her insane party dress

Jessica's new Madame Tibeau dress

 Me and Jessica in our "New York" party dresses

 Jessica posing in a skirt she thought "suited her personality"

 .... I don't know..

 I don't know for this one either...

HAHA! I just noticed there is a random baby in the background :3

Yeahhh... We had a GREAT time!

Later, we went to her sister's and stayed up literally all night long watching Pretty Little Liars, and that show is freaking ADDICTING. And so is Omegle. 

It is okay. That's what we did all night long. I mean, we didn't even talk to each other. It was ridiculous. 

Now we are watching finding Nemo.

And we have decided that every time Dory says Nemo's name wrong, we will have a child named after it. So far we have Chico, Fabio, Elmo, Bingo, and Harpo. Poor kids. We're just setting them up for a bad life. It's all Dory's fault. 

Anyways, we are also babysitting. And Jessica won't shut up about me making an Instagram. 

Sooo, I'm off to make an Instagram.

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."

-John Wayne

~T

Me And Jessica Have Started A Revolution. ~Taylor~

Okay, so, ever since Jessica and I bought fish, my mother has been obsessing over the entire species. And last week, she decided to take me out to a whole other town, so that we could buy some plants. To put in a fish tank. It was not my idea. In fact, I thought it was retarded, because on these little animals that are fragile as paper, and don't even last a month, we had already spent like 200 dollars. -.-

SHE NEVER SPENDS 200 DOLLARS ON ME, AND I WILL LAST A LIFE TIME.

AND THEN. She saw that TALL ass fish tank, was like "oooh can you imagine how many fishies we could fit int THERRREEE??!!!" 0.0

And I was like "god dammit mom no."

And she was like "yesssss"

So now, we have this HUMUNGO fish tank, and seven fish.

     And we've spent almost FIVE HUNDRED dollars on them! We don't have money for that, but, apparently it's worth it for the fish.
kay. Let me tell you about how much of a pain in the ASS these fish are.
We have to clean the tank out once a week, and buy new filters all of the time. The first one didn't even work, because we put it in wrong. But technically, that wasn't our fault. Because the tank didn't come come with any instructions and we didn't know which way to put the cartridge in the filter. So Jessica just chose a side to face the water, BASED ON FINDING. NEMO.
COME. ON.
And that is probably why so much shit was constantly floating around in there. But we figured that out, we cleaned the tank, and we put new filters in. We fed them three times a day. And we even had plants in there for oxygen. We had enough room for the fish to swim in. We put the fishy cleaner in the water. We did EVERYTHING. But apparently, all of that still wasn't enough for those greedy little fishies. And now, Ceelo is dead. Yeah. Our precious Ceelo. Dead. And that really sucks, because in the SHORT time he was alive, he became my favorite fish. Probably because he was really stupid, and he had huge buggy eyes. But still. I felt so bad for him. And in the end, I could tell he was sick. Because he was swimming sideways and floating into the wall. But there was nothing I could do. So I just fed him and tried to take care of him. But in the morning, he had turned a sick color of brown. And was floating on his side on the top of the tank. His limp little body was resting on a leaf, that was also floating on the top of the tank. And no, I didn't pick some kind of toxic plant and accidentally put it in the tank, because a fish expert picked it out.
This. is. freaking. ridiculous.
Buying fish was a mistake. One, because they are a colossal waste of money, and two, because they never fail to disappoint me.

WHY GOD WHY.

So, now, everyone is obsessed with fish. But it is just irritating to me now.. UGHHH. JUST UGH.

And Jessica, she is obsessed with fish movies. (don't ask me) Like Finding Nemo. And. FREAKING. JAWS. JAWS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

So now we are just sitting in my living room watching Jaws.

And it is actually pretty entertaining, because Jessica is an extremist. And with everything that happens in this movie, she reacts like a polar bear just ate a dolphin. 

I don't understand why I ever even wanted the fish.. I'm a cat person. I guess I thought the fish were cute, but now they are starting to gross me out the way swim around in their tank, and just dwell in their shit... it's just gross okay? 

I like cats. And Jessica knows that, which is why she should have never taken me to a farmer store yesterday. Where they have all KINDS of cats. -.- 

And I found this one little guy... I love him so much.. :'( But I can't have him, because I already have a kitty. But I don't like my kitty. She is so stupid and annoying, she doesn't like to cuddle she likes to be afraid of everything and sprint for the hills whenever she hears a door open. 

But the kitty at the store was so playful, and he loved to hold onto me and chew on my jacket. He was the loudest purrer and his face smelt AMAZING. 

And he was hilarious! He would just dive around on the floor and crash his head into the ground, and then literally just stay there doing a hand stand. I mean, I didn't even know that was possible. I am going to make Jessica come with me to that store every day until he's adopted. And when he is adopted, I am going to cry. I will cry because I am happy he found a home, but I will cry because I will miss him soooo bad :'( 

That's muyy babbeeyyyy

I love him so much!

Well, I gotta go make Jess come with me to see muy babeeyy <3

*touchy quote which I don't feel like looking for right now because there really wasn't a theme for this post*

-me

~T

Omg, I'm clairvoyant. ~Taylor~

Okay, so, by the title of this post you know what it is going to to be about. Jessica doesn't agree with me at all, because she doesn't believe in anything supernatural at all. But I do! And we all know that :P

A while back, I had some of my friends convinced that I was psychic. And then, later, I had myself convinced too..
But now I understand it all.
Clairvoyance isn't even technically mythological. The word, 'clairvoyant' is french. 'Clair' for clear, and 'voyant' for vision. It translates into "The one who sees clearly". I have terrible eye sight, but this obviously isn't talking about that.
Okay, so when you guys were little did you play that online game called Poptropica? I did. And to tell you the truth, that game is so freaking addicting, that I started playing it again about a week ago.
Anyways. They have all these new islands. And one of them is called "Zomberry Island"
And, I'm obsessed with the zombie apocalypse, so, I decided to do that one first. You can tell by the title of the island, that it has something to do with berries. Also, there are berries all over the island. In the tunnels, and apartments, there is a berry smoothie shop too. So right off the bat I guessed it was some kind of contaminated berry that started the zombie island. And yes. I know. It was really obvious. But before I had one clue. I mean I never even got one. clue. 
I was like "I bet it's the blueberries,"
And then, the end of the game comes. And guess what fruit it is? IT'S THE FREAKING BLUEBERRIES.
Lol. I guess that isn't to impressive. But what I'm trying to say is that I figure out random minor things all of the time in a freaky manor. Not like the smart people do, or the people that study human behavior. I mean like... ehh. How do I even explain it?

Being clairvoyant is being able to gather information about a person, object, or event.
It is not psychic. You cannot tell the future. Technically it isn't magical or mystical at all.

Anyways. Just. Just Google it okay? This is stressing me out.

*crystal meth.

Hahaha I don't know about that... It probably just drove them to insanity. 

I know that because I don't have that many examples for you, (and you don't know if the examples I did give are real.... they are. Just saying) 99.9% of you aren't going to believe me. But. There is no way you can convince me otherwise. It's impossible. Well. I really didn't know what to blog about, so I blogged about this. And it has probably been really boring to you. Sorry :/ 

I've been really bored, and I can't think of anything to ramble about.

I played hide and seek in the dark again... But this time it was more terrifying than fun... I was separated from anyone.. and I couldn't see anything. Plus there were some people there that weren't in our group.. and it just.. ugh.. It's still my favorite game. :3 

I don't understand why, because I don't understand why I love it if it just scares the crap out of me, therefore I do not understand myself. 

I'll try to blog about something more interesting before this day ends. I'm just to tired now to think of something you actually want to hear. :P

"Maybe life is random, but I doubt it."
- Steven Tyler

:3

~T

Memes Are The Best ~Taylor~

     Okay so, today was nice and relaxing. I was chilling with some friends the entire time.
Jessica was at home, so of course we were texting. And then she just started sending me all these memes. And yeah, everyone knows that memes are great and hilarious. But it's sooo much different when they're personal!! :D
(She was making them)

Here are some ;)

Okay, so my narcissistic friend is in love with himself. He is constantly commenting on how great his body is, and how he is "soooo good looking."

So. People like to tell him otherwise. :) Just for fun though hahahah 

So she made this. And he was actually pretty pissed off for a while, and isolated himself from the rest of us. 

  

 And this.. well.. Okay. First let me give you a very brief explanation of who Madame Tabeau is. 

On my 13th birthday party, all of my best friends were all coming to my house and were going to stay the night. 

Jessica had never met them, and wanted to make a... "grand" entrance. 

So. She set herself up in my room, siting on a towel, wearing an Eeyore onsie, and a floral bikini over that. She was wearing two hippy scarves. One around her neck, and one over her face. She sat and creepily strummed her guitar in the dimly lit room, with a pot of steaming potato soup in front of her, along with some cups filled with steaming water. The cups spelled out "dream".

After singing "Kumbaya" in a.. terrifying sense.. She told them of their future. As my horrified friends huddled in the corner and nodded yes to everything she said, she took off her face scarf. Under it, was so much bronzer that her face was the color of the sun, and she had traced the edges of her lips and nostrils with eye-liner... And let's not forget the drawn on eyebrows... 

Anyways. After this. She introduced herself as Madame Tabeau, an expert psychic who could surely predict anyone's future correctly. And that is exactly. What she did. She started to lightly strum her guitar, with her head hung over it. You couldn't see her face anymore. Then, like a gun shot in a tank, rang out her insanely loud, shrill voice. Screaming "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! ..... I see death.."

They will never get over that. They were scared shitless. 

Anywho, that's who Madame Tabeau is. However, I don't really understand the meme. 

She's just.. She's Jessica.. 

Jessica has a fear of penises. Even though she's never seen one. I do not understand this at all.

Once when Jessica and I were annoying her mom out of her mind, she (being Jessica's mom)

plopped down on the floor, rolled over and said, "Oh god I probably look like a friggin wyrus,"

(Meant to say walrus. I still think it's hilarious, and prefer "wyrus" over "walrus". 

I told her I would be home at six... and then... 

She Just.. She worries me sometimes.

Those are only a few of the many memes she sent me. But the others are to personal. Plus I highly doubt you care :P

Okay well I hope you enjoyed that.. Hehehe :3

Well. I'm closing off this post :)

"I travel light. I think the most important thing is to be in a good mood and enjoy life, wherever you are."

- Diane Von Furstenberg

 I agree with this quote 100%

However. 

I couldn't disagree with this one more. 

"Imagination, the supreme delight of the immortal and immature, should be limited. In order to enjoy life, we should not enjoy it to much."

- Vladimir Nabokov 

*cough this guy cough was a cough cough complete idiot cough*

Byeeee :)

~T

Hide And Seek In The Dark ;) ~Taylor~

Okay, so can I just express how much freaking fun this game is??

Lets all admit right now, that when we were little, hide and seek was the best game ever. To me, it still is. BUT as we got older, hide and seek tag got popular. And now its hide and seek tag IN THE DARK. LIKE OMG. FUNNEST GAME EVERRRR.

Especially when you have some large place with like 1000 obstacles to hide in. Like, playgrounds, or really big parks. Or (in the summer time) a high school ;) which is probably the best place to play the game in the world.
Okay, so there are bathrooms, and like 50 classrooms, all in different buildings. So there are a ton of buildings to hide around, and hallways winding throughout the whole damn thing. Benches, and tables, and water fountains, and bushes, and tennis courts, and swimming pools, stairs, stages, ramps, EVERYTHING.

Even though this is my new favorite game, it still scares the shit out of me. Its like having an adrenaline rush over and over until your heart gets so heavy you think it's about to explode. Because, the high school was so BIG. And there are so many people are scattered everywhere, and you never know who's gonna be around the corner, and if you're going to have to run or not. I know this sounds really dramatic and retarded, but it is NERVE WRACKING man!
I was so exhilarated, but terrified at the same time.
Another thing is that there are people you don't know around... Like strangers. In the pitch black dark. And lights are going out, and if you're screaming no one is going to come. BECAUSE ITS FREAKING HIDE AND SEEK. THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE BULLSHITTING THEM.

You never know who could be creepin in the dark...

Okay so, there are several ups and downs. And I know most of you have probably played this game, but I'm tired okay. I spent like four hours sprinting up hills and jumping over some pretty damn high ledges or bushes, and its pretty damn hard to climb onto a freaking roof when you're short as crap. So my point is, I'm tired. So very very tired. And I just need to post something, and if you guys get bored reading this, then read a different one. If you've read all of them, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The thing is, you can't really trust anyone. And there aren't any "breaks". If you take a "break" you lose. I took many breaks.
LOL.
Anyways, people start calling people, and then they answer, and the person who is it will be like "OH YEAH JOE IS IT NOW AND I'M ALONE SO I'LL MEAT YOU AT THE SQUARE AND WE CAN BE ALLIES."
Yeah. They are setting you up. And what I did, was start casually walking to a group of people (I was it) And they were like "RUN!" and I was like "what the hell are you running from??"
So they would say "You were tagged! I saw it! Joe tagged you!"
So I said, "Yeah, but then we separated, and I tagged Joe again. Now he is it, and I'm being a friend to you by telling you Joe is over there.*points to building. Joe's shadow is obviously lurking from behind it*
(Oh and by the way "Joe" and I were both it.)
So they were like.. oh..

And I waited for "Joe" to come running, and then started running with them. I was like "OMG HE IS COMING RUN BITCHES RUN!"

But they didn't trust me because in this game, it's save your own ass or get out. So they all started separating and running for the hills. And I got two of them lol.
So, I can't even trust myself.

And let me tell you, weird shit had been going down the entire night. And at the end Joe was like. "Hey you guys know there are cameras right."
He said it so obviously, it wasn't even a question.
We were all like. "WHAT NOW. O.o"

So yeah.
It was fun, but we all were freaked out and panicking for a while because "Matt" went missing. And we were seriously looking for him for like forty-five minutes.
We thought he was stolen and butt-raped. And then everyone started panicking and screaming and running around, (AND MIGHT I ADD, ABOUT TO FREAKING CRY)
And then we found him. And it turned out, THE WHOLE DAMN TIME. HE WAS IN THE MOTHERTRUCKING BATHROOM.

UGHH. JUST UGHHH.

And after that, Matt had some of us (mostly me)  flipping out because he went on and on about seeing Slenderman when the lights went out. And we all know I believe in almost every myth.

And this.. well.. this will just have us all scared forever. 

FOREVER.

Well. Hide and seek in the dark is the funnest game ever ! :D

But... terrifying. Okay? terrifying. 

"Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living."

- Doug Coupland

I have no idea what that means. But I agree with it completely. Clowns are one of my darkest fears. 

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT SON OF A BITCH.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE OF THESE DAMN THINGS. 

I LITERALLY HAVE REOCCURRING DREAMS OF THIS ONE DAMN CLOWN CHASING ME OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, BUT I NEVER MAKE IT TO MY HOUSE. AND I NEVER GET TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME. IT IS THE MOST HORRID THING.

In second grade, there was a clown at my school's fall festival (it was one of my teachers dressed up.. I didn't know that then..)

And I picked up a GIANT ASS rock, and literally threw it at the clown. And it hit it. hard. 

I would rather plunge two pairs of very sharp scissors into my eyes than look at that horrific.. awful.. gruesome.. horrifying picture any longer. so. bye. 

~T

The Sims 3 ~Taylor~

Hey guys!

Okay so we know I'm just going to rambling (like in everything else ever)
But I really want to talk about something in particular this post.


The Sims 3

OMG.
I've had it for forever. I was really addicted to it last year, but decided I needed a break when I looked at a mirror in my sim's house, and expected to see myself in it.
But here I am again.
There are so many things you can do in this game.
But my most favorite things to do is mess with their lives. (muahahaha)
That may sound twisted, but think about it. They are little people, whom you have complete control over. You can take out all of your anger on them, and not have to hurt real people.

But I have taken it upon myself to create some of my closest friends, squish them in a household together, and make the most DYSFUNCTIONAL family EVER!
It's hilarious.
At first I just sat back and watched shit happen.
So my sim, and my friend's sim (both girls) hooked up. But then my sim, cheat on my friend's sim. Like FOUR TIMES.

So now those two sims HATE each other, and beat each other up all of the time. I had an Asian baby and named it Kwai-Chang.
The weird thing is is all of the sims are exactly alike the real version of them. They all (automatically) hooked up with the people they are actually with. And they all act like each other too. The first thing one of the sims did when they entered the house, was pick up a guitar, and start playing it... And in real life that person is musically genius and plays the guitar all of the time. And they all kind of sound like the real versions too.
It's really freaky. And I personally think EA is stalking us all.

But, there are so many fun things you can do with it.
When the household gets to big, I'll probably decide to kill some one off. The easiest way to do that, is to make them swim, and then put four walls around the pool. (results in death by drowning)

Or you can trap someone in an overly small room, and put a stove in it (and not let them turn the stove off) the room will catch on fire and they will burn.
Also you can make someone stand next to a TV and pee themselves. Make sure the TV is cheap and just wait until it breaks (won't be long) Then tell the sim to fix it. They will electrocute themselves, and die.

Its very entertaining.


But this.

This is just cruel. 

The game tries to make it fun by giving your sims traits to pick, and skills to learn. But I personally find all of my enjoyment in inflicting misery on them, and watching as they tumble to the ground.

I'm not sick.

Just wait until you get addicted to the game. 

You will get bored, and then feel exactly the same. 

Something I've been trying to do FOR FOREVER is develope a relationship with the Grim Reaper, and have a death baby. I know it's possible. But it's really hard. So please, if any of you lurkers know how to get a death baby easily, comment and let me know. :D

K well I gotta go torment some little people.

Byeee

"Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives."

- Ronald Reagan

(except when your playing the Sims. Then you get to run their lives ;))

~T

ATTENTION LURKERS!! ~TAYLOR~

THIS IS NOT A POST. THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU LURKERS. I CAN CHECK THE STATS. AND THERE ARE LITERALLY 253 LURKERS WHO VISIT THIS SITE, AND REVISIT IT. IF YOU LIKE THE BLOG ENOUGH TO READ IT TWICE, PLEASE. FOLLOW IT. SO THAT IT BECOMES MORE POPULAR, AND MORE PEOPLE READ IT.

"God lurkers annoy the shit out of me."
-Me.

~T

Life Isn't Simple. ~Taylor~

Okay the main reason I started this post was so I could put up this picture. It's really simple but so retarded, and basically the only thing that makes me laugh is when people are so stupid they do something idiotic, so technically, I'm always laughing at people, and not with them. But at the same time I'm laughing with them because I do stupid ass crap too(:

But this. This just had me laughing for like.... AN HOUR.

LOL

Hmm what should I ramble about now?

I don't know, but what I do know is that I don't understand the band Queen. Don't get me wrong. They are actually my favorite band, and have composed some of my favorite songs. But, If the lead singer was gay why did he sing about "Fat Bottomed Girls" ?

And I don't know why Freddy Mercury had to die after they wrote Bohemian Rhapsody. Come on. Srlsy. I know his death is basically what made that song happen, but still. That sucks ass dude. Well. At least that's what I heard. I actually heard like five different stories, but the one that makes the most sense is that the song was written and performed by the rest of the band after Freddy died. And that it was written for him.. The song is about death. Another thing is that Freddy died of AIDS. That also sucks ass. :'( Should have been using a Sea-Condom. *shakes head*

I'm rambling again.. HAHA 

Okay so Jessica just kiked me and was like

"What percent chance is there of me having to pee?"

(you know, because I'm psychic.. or clairvoyant.. I don't know..)

So I said (quite confident in my answer) 

"89% chance."

And she was like

".... So close!"

"aw what was it? :("   - me

"0%" - Jessica

Those are the kind of conversations we have. That's just.. That's just sad. 

Anyways. I wish my life could be as simple as my fishie's lives. I mean, really it's not fair. While we have to deal with, what we're going to eat for dinner, and which pants to wear today, the fish just get to.. float around. Literally. The just swim around that stupid tank all day long, they float, and swim, and eat, and swallow air.

And I'm sure the dramatic life stories I make up for them aren't true, and that's why they are so peaceful.

They don't have to worry about anything. 

But it the little stories I make for them, everything is very, very complicated.

Here is one. 

Freddy was in South Korea a while back. With his brother Ehhh. Freddy and Ehhh were taken and put into a concentration camp. Ehhh tried to escape once, and Freddy let it slip. Ehhh was instantly killed.

It wasn't until Freddy got sick of the food they served there that he decided to escape too.

He actually made it, but it was such a traumatic experience, he won't tell anyone how he did it. And because of the horrible things that went on in the camp, he now lives with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Which is why he had to move in with his cousin, Ceelo. 

Ceelo was happy to take care of him. But now he regrets it because Freddy seems to have turned on him, although Freddy doesn't realize it. You see, Ceelo had his eyes on this pretty girl, Laiva, for a very long time. They grew up together, and ever since they became close he has loved her.

But with Freddy around so much, he and Laiva have bonded. Laiva became very in love with him very fast, and the feeling was mutual. They fell in love so quickly. It was scary too, because they were best friends. And falling in love with your best friend can be scary. But they fell so fast, and so deep.
And now they are inseparable. Freddy has Laiva to take care of him now, which is why he isn't close to Ceelo anymore. And poor Ceelo was pretty much cast out of the picture for both of them. Especially with Laiva, they are now in the "friendzone". Now Ceelo expresses his emotions through singing. He has written a song to, entitled "Forget You"

This is part of it-

"I see you swimmin' 'round the tank with the girl I love and I'm like, Forget you. I guess the pebbles in my gills, they weren't enough, and I'm like forget you."

*sniffle sniffle* 

So sad... 

Anyways. I guess I'm glad my precious fishies don't have to suffer through that, and that their lives are simple and happy.
Except Freddy's. He kind of did have to live through a war. He survived the 'Fish Bowl Of Doom' as Jessica and I like to call it.

Well I'm really tired.. *yawn*

So I'm going to go pretend like I'm sleeping so I don't have to blog anymore. 

Bye losers.

"When life is too easy for us, we must beware or we may not be ready to meet the blows which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor."

- Eleanor Roosevelt 

~T

BOREDOM SUCKS BALLS ~Taylor~

Jessica is vacationing. Again. So you might want to skip this post, because it's most likely going to be me ranting on and on, (like the others) except different. More.. boring... because.. I'm bored without her.

:'(

Ugh. 

I should stop wallowing.

hmmm.

Oh yeah. It's father's day. So I should probably wish you all happy father's day, even though none of the followers are fathers. But uhh I guess this can go out to all of the lurky viewers who lurk around, but don't interact with anything. Because they are lurkers. 

aweh. 

Look at it. Its some kid and his dad. They are holding hearts. WHO HOLDS A HEART. I MEAN I KNOW THAT'S PROBABLY METAPHORICAL BUT I'M RANTING OVER HERE, SO NOW I AM GOING TO RANT ABOUT HOW LITTLE KID DRAWINGS MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. 

Okay, for one, those "Entire Family Goes And Stands Outside Their House" are the worst OF ALL.

Like this- 

First, the son doesn't have a face. Okay. It doesn't. This picture is different from most, because usually the sun is just floating around in the corner, and you only see about a third of it. Now let me ask you this, in real life, DOES THE SUN FLOAT AROUND IN THE CORNER OF THE EARTH. NO. IT DOESN'T, BECAUSE EARTH HAS NO CORNERS. 

And, often enough, the PEOPLE are larger than the HOUSE. And so is the CAT. 

I'm just talking about children's drawing's in general. Not this one. This one is the closest I could find to what I am talking about. 

I realize, that this is really rude and judgmental, AND hypocritical, (because I still draw like this) and I probably shouldn't be talking about it. But right now, I'm in a really rude and judgmental mood. So forgive me for what I do in my blind rages.

*RAMBLE RAMBLE RANT RAMBLE RANT RANT RANT*

You know what I want to talk about?

Let's just talk about this for a second.

Let's just talk about the fact that 

This guy

is probably the best actor in the world. 

I think he can pretty much play any role. 

But he is really good at playing OVERLY. CONFUSING. ROLES. 

Like-

Shutter Island

This movie, is my favorite movie. Like ever. But you don't actually even know who the MAIN CHARACTER IS, until the last five minutes of the movie. And in the process of discovering that, it's like you are being born into this world ALL OVER AGAIN, and now, you have to learn how to walk. And talk. And the alphabet. All over again. 

Inception 

In this movie, it is impossible to tell whether you are living you're life, or if you are dreaming. Also it is just really frustrating because you have to watch it like FIVE TIMES to even understand THE CONCEPT of it. Still a great movie. 

The Great Gatsby

YET ANOTHER, mind boggling movie, but still amazing. You know basically nothing about Gatsby until it's almost over, but everytime you learn something about him, it makes you question everything else you thought you knew about him. And the end is really sad and it makes me cry :'(

Why are all of his movies depressing too?

Like Titanic. And Romeo + Juliet.

We all know how those end.

Leonardo Decaprio never gets to be the winner. It's so sad :'( 

But there are good reasons for that.

He is a BOSS at playing the justified, wise, responsible roles. But then loses everything he had. I guess he is good at showing his emotions. I guess that's the meaning of nice guys finish last. :(

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!

Well. This post is ALL over the place. 

But ya know... *ramble ramble*

Welllll I gots ta go

Have a nice life!

Until the next time!

"Getting through the night is the toughest part. Being alone. Not having her there to talk to."

- Stuart Appleby

~T