Life Isn't Simple. ~Taylor~

Okay the main reason I started this post was so I could put up this picture. It's really simple but so retarded, and basically the only thing that makes me laugh is when people are so stupid they do something idiotic, so technically, I'm always laughing at people, and not with them. But at the same time I'm laughing with them because I do stupid ass crap too(:

But this. This just had me laughing for like.... AN HOUR.

LOL

Hmm what should I ramble about now?

I don't know, but what I do know is that I don't understand the band Queen. Don't get me wrong. They are actually my favorite band, and have composed some of my favorite songs. But, If the lead singer was gay why did he sing about "Fat Bottomed Girls" ?

And I don't know why Freddy Mercury had to die after they wrote Bohemian Rhapsody. Come on. Srlsy. I know his death is basically what made that song happen, but still. That sucks ass dude. Well. At least that's what I heard. I actually heard like five different stories, but the one that makes the most sense is that the song was written and performed by the rest of the band after Freddy died. And that it was written for him.. The song is about death. Another thing is that Freddy died of AIDS. That also sucks ass. :'( Should have been using a Sea-Condom. *shakes head*

I'm rambling again.. HAHA 

Okay so Jessica just kiked me and was like

"What percent chance is there of me having to pee?"

(you know, because I'm psychic.. or clairvoyant.. I don't know..)

So I said (quite confident in my answer) 

"89% chance."

And she was like

".... So close!"

"aw what was it? :("   - me

"0%" - Jessica

Those are the kind of conversations we have. That's just.. That's just sad. 

Anyways. I wish my life could be as simple as my fishie's lives. I mean, really it's not fair. While we have to deal with, what we're going to eat for dinner, and which pants to wear today, the fish just get to.. float around. Literally. The just swim around that stupid tank all day long, they float, and swim, and eat, and swallow air.

And I'm sure the dramatic life stories I make up for them aren't true, and that's why they are so peaceful.

They don't have to worry about anything. 

But it the little stories I make for them, everything is very, very complicated.

Here is one. 

Freddy was in South Korea a while back. With his brother Ehhh. Freddy and Ehhh were taken and put into a concentration camp. Ehhh tried to escape once, and Freddy let it slip. Ehhh was instantly killed.

It wasn't until Freddy got sick of the food they served there that he decided to escape too.

He actually made it, but it was such a traumatic experience, he won't tell anyone how he did it. And because of the horrible things that went on in the camp, he now lives with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Which is why he had to move in with his cousin, Ceelo. 

Ceelo was happy to take care of him. But now he regrets it because Freddy seems to have turned on him, although Freddy doesn't realize it. You see, Ceelo had his eyes on this pretty girl, Laiva, for a very long time. They grew up together, and ever since they became close he has loved her.

But with Freddy around so much, he and Laiva have bonded. Laiva became very in love with him very fast, and the feeling was mutual. They fell in love so quickly. It was scary too, because they were best friends. And falling in love with your best friend can be scary. But they fell so fast, and so deep.
And now they are inseparable. Freddy has Laiva to take care of him now, which is why he isn't close to Ceelo anymore. And poor Ceelo was pretty much cast out of the picture for both of them. Especially with Laiva, they are now in the "friendzone". Now Ceelo expresses his emotions through singing. He has written a song to, entitled "Forget You"

This is part of it-

"I see you swimmin' 'round the tank with the girl I love and I'm like, Forget you. I guess the pebbles in my gills, they weren't enough, and I'm like forget you."

*sniffle sniffle* 

So sad... 

Anyways. I guess I'm glad my precious fishies don't have to suffer through that, and that their lives are simple and happy.
Except Freddy's. He kind of did have to live through a war. He survived the 'Fish Bowl Of Doom' as Jessica and I like to call it.

Well I'm really tired.. *yawn*

So I'm going to go pretend like I'm sleeping so I don't have to blog anymore. 

Bye losers.

"When life is too easy for us, we must beware or we may not be ready to meet the blows which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor."

- Eleanor Roosevelt 

~T