OHHHHH
That reminds me of the time Jessica tried going to a real high school. But quit on the second day.. because.. why?? Why was that again, Jess?
they have too many pickles.
- Says Jessica.
apparently, they're geometry book was to hard. And she didn't like not having friends there. ON THE SECOND DAY OF SCHOOL.
Anyways. That will not be the fate of this so far really lame blog. We are going to keep annoying EVERYONE on omegle until they LOVE us! Or die.
Well, since no one is listening. I am just going to ramble.
Jessica and I are having the most boring sleepover ever. Which is why I'm blogging. So far, we have watched very, VERY old barbie movies, while Jessica exclaims
"TAYLOR! WHY AREN'T WE DRAMATIC LIKE THEM?!"
And also, she has stalked my Facebook friends. And messaged them things like "I used to play with rapists"
yeah. She's so fun to be around when she's bored.
Which is why I should probably be entertaining her, but.... it's dark in here. And even if I knew where the light was, I wouldn't try to find it.
Because I AM BORED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I'M BLOGGING ABOUT MY BOREDOM, AND TALKING TO PEOPLE ON OMEGLE ABOUT HOW SQUIRRELS ARE SUCH A TURN ON FOR ME.
Don't worry. They're not.
Oh! You know what I'm going to do soon? :D It'd gonna be epic.
I made a whole bunch of paper air-planes, and I'm going to go to Walmart and put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. But they have weird messages on them, like
"I used to wonder why people hit their heads against brick walls. Then I met you."
I stole most of them from the internet. Because I was to lazy to think and come up with insults on my own. But, now that I think about it, why did I have to write insults on them? I should have just wrote "I love you" or "You have nice hair" . Maybe even "You have a nice ass" if it's necessary.
And I'm sorry, this has nothing to do with anything. But I just have to put it in here. It is. two A.M. in the morning. and I just got. a text message. from my friend. which says.
"Well I just read a really good book about about rape."
no. I'm serious.
WTF?!
Moving on. Where is the love, you know?
Everyone is always so busy hating each other that we don't take time to sit, and relax, and talk with people. Let them know you are there for them. Maybe people need to be more like the care bears. And show that there is hope, the world could connect again. We could stop global warming. And fix up hobo bikes together.WE COULD START A HUGE BIKE FIXING GROUP. All sit together in circles, talk about our problems. Find our inner peace. Just like in rehab.
"uh hi my name is Taylor, and I have an addiction to putting shit in my freezer. Like just random shit. Pick it up, don't know what do with it? Put it in the freezer! But, after I killed my cat, I figured it's probably a good idea to stop..."
YEAH!
no.
no.
I'm just kidding.
Like that whole thing
Just no.
See, these are the kinds of rants I go on. All day. Every day. Man. It must suck to be my friends.
HAAA HA PROBABLY WHY I DON'T HAVE ANY DERPPP
Nahh.. I have TONS of friends!! Everyone LOVES me!!
Still joking.
Still joking.
Have you guys ever heard of Old Gregg? Because if you haven't you need to. Right now.
Isn't he amazing?!
I heard of him like six months ago, and I'm still not over it. He is hilarious. A lot of people just think he is freaky, but I honestly think those are his redeeming qualities. He's unique. Besides, how would you feel if you were a lonely manfish stuck under a lake all alone in a cave?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd be pretty desperate too.
Anyways. One time in class, my friend Sebastian was making a PowerPoint. And for that ending slide, he made that Old Gregg picture with like an old version of Paint or something. I love it <33
I think it resembles him PERFECTLY.
*ramble ramble ramble*
And also, he tried to put an Old Gregg quote in the year book. These actions came back to bite us both in the ass... our principal didn't share my admiration for Old Gregg. But. Whatever. It was still worth it ;D
Oh.. it's just a play ground...
SO WHY ARE THERE COWS.
I don't know.. I just don't know..
That has always haunted me. I've had this photo for several months now. PLEASE EXPLAIN. PLEASE.
And this. Well. Yes. Just yes.
Well. I should probably find something better to do. ^_^
So now I will close off with another touchy quote.
"Courage is not fearless. Courage is being afraid and doing what you have to do anyways."
byyeee :)))
~T
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