Jessica was at home, so of course we were texting. And then she just started sending me all these memes. And yeah, everyone knows that memes are great and hilarious. But it's sooo much different when they're personal!! :D
(She was making them)
Here are some ;)
Okay, so my narcissistic friend is in love with himself. He is constantly commenting on how great his body is, and how he is "soooo good looking."
So. People like to tell him otherwise. :) Just for fun though hahahah
So she made this. And he was actually pretty pissed off for a while, and isolated himself from the rest of us.
And this.. well.. Okay. First let me give you a very brief explanation of who Madame Tabeau is.
On my 13th birthday party, all of my best friends were all coming to my house and were going to stay the night.
Jessica had never met them, and wanted to make a... "grand" entrance.
So. She set herself up in my room, siting on a towel, wearing an Eeyore onsie, and a floral bikini over that. She was wearing two hippy scarves. One around her neck, and one over her face. She sat and creepily strummed her guitar in the dimly lit room, with a pot of steaming potato soup in front of her, along with some cups filled with steaming water. The cups spelled out "dream".
After singing "Kumbaya" in a.. terrifying sense.. She told them of their future. As my horrified friends huddled in the corner and nodded yes to everything she said, she took off her face scarf. Under it, was so much bronzer that her face was the color of the sun, and she had traced the edges of her lips and nostrils with eye-liner... And let's not forget the drawn on eyebrows...
Anyways. After this. She introduced herself as Madame Tabeau, an expert psychic who could surely predict anyone's future correctly. And that is exactly. What she did. She started to lightly strum her guitar, with her head hung over it. You couldn't see her face anymore. Then, like a gun shot in a tank, rang out her insanely loud, shrill voice. Screaming "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! ..... I see death.."
They will never get over that. They were scared shitless.
Anywho, that's who Madame Tabeau is. However, I don't really understand the meme.
She's just.. She's Jessica..
Jessica has a fear of penises. Even though she's never seen one. I do not understand this at all.
Once when Jessica and I were annoying her mom out of her mind, she (being Jessica's mom)
plopped down on the floor, rolled over and said, "Oh god I probably look like a friggin wyrus,"
(Meant to say walrus. I still think it's hilarious, and prefer "wyrus" over "walrus".
I told her I would be home at six... and then...
She Just.. She worries me sometimes.
Those are only a few of the many memes she sent me. But the others are to personal. Plus I highly doubt you care :P
Okay well I hope you enjoyed that.. Hehehe :3
Well. I'm closing off this post :)
"I travel light. I think the most important thing is to be in a good mood and enjoy life, wherever you are."
- Diane Von Furstenberg
I agree with this quote 100%
However.
I couldn't disagree with this one more.
"Imagination, the supreme delight of the immortal and immature, should be limited. In order to enjoy life, we should not enjoy it to much."
- Vladimir Nabokov
*cough this guy cough was a cough cough complete idiot cough*
Byeeee :)
~T
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