OMG I'M BORED. ~Taylor~

Hey guys!

     My days have been so freaking boring. Jessica is visiting her aunt, in a completely different state. And after that she's most likely going to her brother's for two weeks. So. I'm doomed.
That means no more TeJor videos for awhile.. *sigh*
OKAY WILL YOU ALL JUST PRETEND THAT YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT THAT. PLEASE.

And, I'm going to a camp for 10 days. So, I won't be posting for a while.
So I might as well make this one last.
Since Jessica, nothing (as far as TeJor) has been going on lately.
So I guess I'm backing to ranting on and on with no direction..
Hmmm. I haven't done this in awhile :/ My more recent posts have had more to do with things that actually happened.
OH GAWD THIS BLOG IS TURNING INTO A JOURNAL. I PROMISE I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN ANYMORE.

Hmm, I need to pick a topic...
ehh..
Aweh. Whenever I see that word 'ehh' I think of my deceased fishy. Even though Ehhh had three 'h's.

WOAH. I just thought of something.
When I get back from that camp thing I told you about, I'm going to have a lot of facebooking to do.
Anyways.

AHHHHAAHHAHAHA. 

That was good. 

DAMN. THAT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. IT'S MIND BOGGLING. 

Before I looked at this picture, I didn't really notice the difference between boob enlargements and real boobs and what not. Now I do.

I'm just gonna put up random funny pictures until I think of something to talk about.

Yes. Because 'Surprise Adoption' is SOOOO much more accurate. 

Okay I partly love this photo because the kid is Asian, and he reminds me of my future children. 

And there is also the fact that the text reminds me of a certain episode of Charlie the Unicorn. And if you haven't seen those videos, you need to now.

These videos were all the rage in my childhood. 

(this is the third one, there are others you can watch. I put this one up because it's the one that reminds me of that picture. You'll see why when you get to that part)

The next best videos were the Llamas With Hats videos..

I really don't understand WHY. But. uh. Here you go, just in case you haven't seen it. And, those odds are slim. Because everyone has seen these videos.

Along with the girl that ate her own tampon. But.. uhh. We're not going to talk about that.

Hope you enjoyed that. I know I didn't. 

Nowww let's get back on track.. Not that there ever was a.. track..

uhh... okay. 

AHHHHHAAA... OH MY GOD. THAT WAS GOOD. 

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And this just... ahh.. 

what.

WHAT.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hate it when that happens.

D'awww.. :'(

LOOK AT IT.

....

Anyways. I'm really tired.. ridiculously tired.. 

Sooo I gotta gooo.

But this probably won't be the last post for ten days.

Jut one of the next few posts you'll have before not any for ten days.

If that makes sense.

Hope that made you laugh!!

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter"

- e.e. cummings 

Byeee :)

~T

FINALLY! ~Taylor~

Jessica and I finally made our first official TeJor video.

And no, we did not use any of the ideas we had floating around in our heads for MONTHS, that we spent endless amounts of time brainstorming about. This is how our ridiculous simplicity of a choice was made.

Me: *walks into Jessica's house, Jessica is laying on a recliner* I want to make a movie. Today. 

Jessica: Lets make fun of preppy girls.

Me: Okay.

That. Is. Just. Retarded. 

Anyways, we soon went over to my house, and she spent QUITE a while putting on eternal layers of make-up. When I saw my face, I had the natural instinct to run from the mirror. 

We went to Jessica's, organized what we would say, and gathered our props. Then we just did it. 

We didn't have a script. Most of it was improv, which is probably why its is so stupid. But it makes us laugh, and I really don't know if it will be funny (at all) to the rest of the world. But I guess I'll find out.

Watch this shit now. 

Yeah... I am so embarrassed. And I feel like putting it all over the internet is a huge mistake. But you know. Memories. 

Gawd I know this is gonna bite me in the ass. Maybe tomorrow, maybe when I'm trying to find a job. Who knows. The fact that I know it's a mistake while I'm posting it just makes me that much more of an idiot. So I'm gonna sign off. IF YOU LIKE IT PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOU TUBE CHANEL. CAN YOU TELL WE ARE DESPERATE YET?

jkjk. 

But seriously. Subscribe.

And for the few of you that actually read this blog, please comment on what you think of the video. Even if you're a hater. We need your input, (if it's the truth.)

Andddd if you're just being a hater to hate on shit, well. then. I hate you. 

Buuuu Byeee 

"Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them."

-Bob Dylan

~T