Hide And Seek In The Dark ;) ~Taylor~

Okay, so can I just express how much freaking fun this game is??

Lets all admit right now, that when we were little, hide and seek was the best game ever. To me, it still is. BUT as we got older, hide and seek tag got popular. And now its hide and seek tag IN THE DARK. LIKE OMG. FUNNEST GAME EVERRRR.

Especially when you have some large place with like 1000 obstacles to hide in. Like, playgrounds, or really big parks. Or (in the summer time) a high school ;) which is probably the best place to play the game in the world.
Okay, so there are bathrooms, and like 50 classrooms, all in different buildings. So there are a ton of buildings to hide around, and hallways winding throughout the whole damn thing. Benches, and tables, and water fountains, and bushes, and tennis courts, and swimming pools, stairs, stages, ramps, EVERYTHING.

Even though this is my new favorite game, it still scares the shit out of me. Its like having an adrenaline rush over and over until your heart gets so heavy you think it's about to explode. Because, the high school was so BIG. And there are so many people are scattered everywhere, and you never know who's gonna be around the corner, and if you're going to have to run or not. I know this sounds really dramatic and retarded, but it is NERVE WRACKING man!
I was so exhilarated, but terrified at the same time.
Another thing is that there are people you don't know around... Like strangers. In the pitch black dark. And lights are going out, and if you're screaming no one is going to come. BECAUSE ITS FREAKING HIDE AND SEEK. THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE BULLSHITTING THEM.

You never know who could be creepin in the dark...

Okay so, there are several ups and downs. And I know most of you have probably played this game, but I'm tired okay. I spent like four hours sprinting up hills and jumping over some pretty damn high ledges or bushes, and its pretty damn hard to climb onto a freaking roof when you're short as crap. So my point is, I'm tired. So very very tired. And I just need to post something, and if you guys get bored reading this, then read a different one. If you've read all of them, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The thing is, you can't really trust anyone. And there aren't any "breaks". If you take a "break" you lose. I took many breaks.
LOL.
Anyways, people start calling people, and then they answer, and the person who is it will be like "OH YEAH JOE IS IT NOW AND I'M ALONE SO I'LL MEAT YOU AT THE SQUARE AND WE CAN BE ALLIES."
Yeah. They are setting you up. And what I did, was start casually walking to a group of people (I was it) And they were like "RUN!" and I was like "what the hell are you running from??"
So they would say "You were tagged! I saw it! Joe tagged you!"
So I said, "Yeah, but then we separated, and I tagged Joe again. Now he is it, and I'm being a friend to you by telling you Joe is over there.*points to building. Joe's shadow is obviously lurking from behind it*
(Oh and by the way "Joe" and I were both it.)
So they were like.. oh..

And I waited for "Joe" to come running, and then started running with them. I was like "OMG HE IS COMING RUN BITCHES RUN!"

But they didn't trust me because in this game, it's save your own ass or get out. So they all started separating and running for the hills. And I got two of them lol.
So, I can't even trust myself.

And let me tell you, weird shit had been going down the entire night. And at the end Joe was like. "Hey you guys know there are cameras right."
He said it so obviously, it wasn't even a question.
We were all like. "WHAT NOW. O.o"

So yeah.
It was fun, but we all were freaked out and panicking for a while because "Matt" went missing. And we were seriously looking for him for like forty-five minutes.
We thought he was stolen and butt-raped. And then everyone started panicking and screaming and running around, (AND MIGHT I ADD, ABOUT TO FREAKING CRY)
And then we found him. And it turned out, THE WHOLE DAMN TIME. HE WAS IN THE MOTHERTRUCKING BATHROOM.

UGHH. JUST UGHHH.

And after that, Matt had some of us (mostly me)  flipping out because he went on and on about seeing Slenderman when the lights went out. And we all know I believe in almost every myth.

And this.. well.. this will just have us all scared forever. 

FOREVER.

Well. Hide and seek in the dark is the funnest game ever ! :D

But... terrifying. Okay? terrifying. 

"Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living."

- Doug Coupland

I have no idea what that means. But I agree with it completely. Clowns are one of my darkest fears. 

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT SON OF A BITCH.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE OF THESE DAMN THINGS. 

I LITERALLY HAVE REOCCURRING DREAMS OF THIS ONE DAMN CLOWN CHASING ME OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, BUT I NEVER MAKE IT TO MY HOUSE. AND I NEVER GET TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME. IT IS THE MOST HORRID THING.

In second grade, there was a clown at my school's fall festival (it was one of my teachers dressed up.. I didn't know that then..)

And I picked up a GIANT ASS rock, and literally threw it at the clown. And it hit it. hard. 

I would rather plunge two pairs of very sharp scissors into my eyes than look at that horrific.. awful.. gruesome.. horrifying picture any longer. so. bye. 

~T

The Sims 3 ~Taylor~

Hey guys!

Okay so we know I'm just going to rambling (like in everything else ever)
But I really want to talk about something in particular this post.


The Sims 3

OMG.
I've had it for forever. I was really addicted to it last year, but decided I needed a break when I looked at a mirror in my sim's house, and expected to see myself in it.
But here I am again.
There are so many things you can do in this game.
But my most favorite things to do is mess with their lives. (muahahaha)
That may sound twisted, but think about it. They are little people, whom you have complete control over. You can take out all of your anger on them, and not have to hurt real people.

But I have taken it upon myself to create some of my closest friends, squish them in a household together, and make the most DYSFUNCTIONAL family EVER!
It's hilarious.
At first I just sat back and watched shit happen.
So my sim, and my friend's sim (both girls) hooked up. But then my sim, cheat on my friend's sim. Like FOUR TIMES.

So now those two sims HATE each other, and beat each other up all of the time. I had an Asian baby and named it Kwai-Chang.
The weird thing is is all of the sims are exactly alike the real version of them. They all (automatically) hooked up with the people they are actually with. And they all act like each other too. The first thing one of the sims did when they entered the house, was pick up a guitar, and start playing it... And in real life that person is musically genius and plays the guitar all of the time. And they all kind of sound like the real versions too.
It's really freaky. And I personally think EA is stalking us all.

But, there are so many fun things you can do with it.
When the household gets to big, I'll probably decide to kill some one off. The easiest way to do that, is to make them swim, and then put four walls around the pool. (results in death by drowning)

Or you can trap someone in an overly small room, and put a stove in it (and not let them turn the stove off) the room will catch on fire and they will burn.
Also you can make someone stand next to a TV and pee themselves. Make sure the TV is cheap and just wait until it breaks (won't be long) Then tell the sim to fix it. They will electrocute themselves, and die.

Its very entertaining.


But this.

This is just cruel. 

The game tries to make it fun by giving your sims traits to pick, and skills to learn. But I personally find all of my enjoyment in inflicting misery on them, and watching as they tumble to the ground.

I'm not sick.

Just wait until you get addicted to the game. 

You will get bored, and then feel exactly the same. 

Something I've been trying to do FOR FOREVER is develope a relationship with the Grim Reaper, and have a death baby. I know it's possible. But it's really hard. So please, if any of you lurkers know how to get a death baby easily, comment and let me know. :D

K well I gotta go torment some little people.

Byeee

"Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives."

- Ronald Reagan

(except when your playing the Sims. Then you get to run their lives ;))

~T

ATTENTION LURKERS!! ~TAYLOR~

THIS IS NOT A POST. THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU LURKERS. I CAN CHECK THE STATS. AND THERE ARE LITERALLY 253 LURKERS WHO VISIT THIS SITE, AND REVISIT IT. IF YOU LIKE THE BLOG ENOUGH TO READ IT TWICE, PLEASE. FOLLOW IT. SO THAT IT BECOMES MORE POPULAR, AND MORE PEOPLE READ IT.

"God lurkers annoy the shit out of me."
-Me.

~T

Life Isn't Simple. ~Taylor~

Okay the main reason I started this post was so I could put up this picture. It's really simple but so retarded, and basically the only thing that makes me laugh is when people are so stupid they do something idiotic, so technically, I'm always laughing at people, and not with them. But at the same time I'm laughing with them because I do stupid ass crap too(:

But this. This just had me laughing for like.... AN HOUR.

LOL

Hmm what should I ramble about now?

I don't know, but what I do know is that I don't understand the band Queen. Don't get me wrong. They are actually my favorite band, and have composed some of my favorite songs. But, If the lead singer was gay why did he sing about "Fat Bottomed Girls" ?

And I don't know why Freddy Mercury had to die after they wrote Bohemian Rhapsody. Come on. Srlsy. I know his death is basically what made that song happen, but still. That sucks ass dude. Well. At least that's what I heard. I actually heard like five different stories, but the one that makes the most sense is that the song was written and performed by the rest of the band after Freddy died. And that it was written for him.. The song is about death. Another thing is that Freddy died of AIDS. That also sucks ass. :'( Should have been using a Sea-Condom. *shakes head*

I'm rambling again.. HAHA 

Okay so Jessica just kiked me and was like

"What percent chance is there of me having to pee?"

(you know, because I'm psychic.. or clairvoyant.. I don't know..)

So I said (quite confident in my answer) 

"89% chance."

And she was like

".... So close!"

"aw what was it? :("   - me

"0%" - Jessica

Those are the kind of conversations we have. That's just.. That's just sad. 

Anyways. I wish my life could be as simple as my fishie's lives. I mean, really it's not fair. While we have to deal with, what we're going to eat for dinner, and which pants to wear today, the fish just get to.. float around. Literally. The just swim around that stupid tank all day long, they float, and swim, and eat, and swallow air.

And I'm sure the dramatic life stories I make up for them aren't true, and that's why they are so peaceful.

They don't have to worry about anything. 

But it the little stories I make for them, everything is very, very complicated.

Here is one. 

Freddy was in South Korea a while back. With his brother Ehhh. Freddy and Ehhh were taken and put into a concentration camp. Ehhh tried to escape once, and Freddy let it slip. Ehhh was instantly killed.

It wasn't until Freddy got sick of the food they served there that he decided to escape too.

He actually made it, but it was such a traumatic experience, he won't tell anyone how he did it. And because of the horrible things that went on in the camp, he now lives with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Which is why he had to move in with his cousin, Ceelo. 

Ceelo was happy to take care of him. But now he regrets it because Freddy seems to have turned on him, although Freddy doesn't realize it. You see, Ceelo had his eyes on this pretty girl, Laiva, for a very long time. They grew up together, and ever since they became close he has loved her.

But with Freddy around so much, he and Laiva have bonded. Laiva became very in love with him very fast, and the feeling was mutual. They fell in love so quickly. It was scary too, because they were best friends. And falling in love with your best friend can be scary. But they fell so fast, and so deep.
And now they are inseparable. Freddy has Laiva to take care of him now, which is why he isn't close to Ceelo anymore. And poor Ceelo was pretty much cast out of the picture for both of them. Especially with Laiva, they are now in the "friendzone". Now Ceelo expresses his emotions through singing. He has written a song to, entitled "Forget You"

This is part of it-

"I see you swimmin' 'round the tank with the girl I love and I'm like, Forget you. I guess the pebbles in my gills, they weren't enough, and I'm like forget you."

*sniffle sniffle* 

So sad... 

Anyways. I guess I'm glad my precious fishies don't have to suffer through that, and that their lives are simple and happy.
Except Freddy's. He kind of did have to live through a war. He survived the 'Fish Bowl Of Doom' as Jessica and I like to call it.

Well I'm really tired.. *yawn*

So I'm going to go pretend like I'm sleeping so I don't have to blog anymore. 

Bye losers.

"When life is too easy for us, we must beware or we may not be ready to meet the blows which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor."

- Eleanor Roosevelt 

~T

BOREDOM SUCKS BALLS ~Taylor~

Jessica is vacationing. Again. So you might want to skip this post, because it's most likely going to be me ranting on and on, (like the others) except different. More.. boring... because.. I'm bored without her.

:'(

Ugh. 

I should stop wallowing.

hmmm.

Oh yeah. It's father's day. So I should probably wish you all happy father's day, even though none of the followers are fathers. But uhh I guess this can go out to all of the lurky viewers who lurk around, but don't interact with anything. Because they are lurkers. 

aweh. 

Look at it. Its some kid and his dad. They are holding hearts. WHO HOLDS A HEART. I MEAN I KNOW THAT'S PROBABLY METAPHORICAL BUT I'M RANTING OVER HERE, SO NOW I AM GOING TO RANT ABOUT HOW LITTLE KID DRAWINGS MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. 

Okay, for one, those "Entire Family Goes And Stands Outside Their House" are the worst OF ALL.

Like this- 

First, the son doesn't have a face. Okay. It doesn't. This picture is different from most, because usually the sun is just floating around in the corner, and you only see about a third of it. Now let me ask you this, in real life, DOES THE SUN FLOAT AROUND IN THE CORNER OF THE EARTH. NO. IT DOESN'T, BECAUSE EARTH HAS NO CORNERS. 

And, often enough, the PEOPLE are larger than the HOUSE. And so is the CAT. 

I'm just talking about children's drawing's in general. Not this one. This one is the closest I could find to what I am talking about. 

I realize, that this is really rude and judgmental, AND hypocritical, (because I still draw like this) and I probably shouldn't be talking about it. But right now, I'm in a really rude and judgmental mood. So forgive me for what I do in my blind rages.

*RAMBLE RAMBLE RANT RAMBLE RANT RANT RANT*

You know what I want to talk about?

Let's just talk about this for a second.

Let's just talk about the fact that 

This guy

is probably the best actor in the world. 

I think he can pretty much play any role. 

But he is really good at playing OVERLY. CONFUSING. ROLES. 

Like-

Shutter Island

This movie, is my favorite movie. Like ever. But you don't actually even know who the MAIN CHARACTER IS, until the last five minutes of the movie. And in the process of discovering that, it's like you are being born into this world ALL OVER AGAIN, and now, you have to learn how to walk. And talk. And the alphabet. All over again. 

Inception 

In this movie, it is impossible to tell whether you are living you're life, or if you are dreaming. Also it is just really frustrating because you have to watch it like FIVE TIMES to even understand THE CONCEPT of it. Still a great movie. 

The Great Gatsby

YET ANOTHER, mind boggling movie, but still amazing. You know basically nothing about Gatsby until it's almost over, but everytime you learn something about him, it makes you question everything else you thought you knew about him. And the end is really sad and it makes me cry :'(

Why are all of his movies depressing too?

Like Titanic. And Romeo + Juliet.

We all know how those end.

Leonardo Decaprio never gets to be the winner. It's so sad :'( 

But there are good reasons for that.

He is a BOSS at playing the justified, wise, responsible roles. But then loses everything he had. I guess he is good at showing his emotions. I guess that's the meaning of nice guys finish last. :(

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!

Well. This post is ALL over the place. 

But ya know... *ramble ramble*

Welllll I gots ta go

Have a nice life!

Until the next time!

"Getting through the night is the toughest part. Being alone. Not having her there to talk to."

- Stuart Appleby

~T

Omegle Pisses Me Off ~Taylor~

Okay so have any of you ever gone on omegle? If you have, hopefully you will be able to relate to what I am talking about here.
People on there are so rude. There are basically four types of people on there.

1) Those who are really stupid and have no idea what to talk about and are basically just there to annoy you.

2) Horny freaks who just want to kik you and swap nude photos.. FREAKS.

3) The people who seem really nice and are kind of like your friend for maybe five minutes, and then just disconnect.

4) And then there are those who just like screw shit up, they are constant downers and are unhappy in their own lives so they go around just throwing 'eff you' in EVERYONE'S face and try to make them feel terrible about themselves.

Am I right??
Yeah. I'm right.
I have only met like two people who I talked to on there and am still friends with. And I go on a lot, so those are some pretty terrible odds. And now that I think about it, why do I go on there?
I don't even know.
Imagine if everyone was like that in real life. I mean, they kind of are, but they aren't all that blunt and mean. And in real life, there are some people you can trust and can consider to be your real friends. Thank god for those people.

But for a second. Let's just think about this universe where everyone is exactly like that all of the time.

Okay, so you are just walking along the streets, and someone stops you. You have no idea whatsoever who they are. But yet you take it upon yourselves to have a one on one conversation about your personal lives. Then in the middle of you saying something, the stranger just turns away. And puts as much distance between you and him/herself.
HOW. RUDE.

Anyways, you keep walking. You've made it to your destination. Lets say.. Walmart.
You sit down on a bench, and a random guy walks by.
"DAYUUUMMM. LOOK AT THAT, STRANGER. HOW ABOUT WE JUST WALK OVER HERE IN THIS CORNER AND YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR VAGINA."

Then you get up and walk far away from them. And then there is this person.

"HIIIII HAHA LOL
IKR
HAHA YOU SHOULD TELL ME ALL OF YOUR SECRETS AND IMMA ACT LIKE I CARE LOL WAIT WAHHHHHH???"

And then, when that is over, you sit down at a table in the restaurant area, and another stranger approaches you.

"You are fugly. And stupid. I am going to track you down. And rape you in the ass. eff you. You're so stupid. I hate you. You can go die in a hole."

".... Thanks" -me

SERIOUSLY. THATS WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE. THANKS OMEGLE. FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT.

Wellll I gotta go :P

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
-Maya Angelou

~T

Good Morning! Again.... ~Taylor~

I don't know why, but this duck is adorable.

Well. I had a really bad dream. But I'm not going to tell you about it because those kinds of things are reserved for Jessica's ears. HAHA YOU DON'T GETTA KNOW. 

But I still hope you had a good morning. 

How did you wake up today?

I woke up to the sound of some one heavily breathing. It was hard to see around my room without my glasses on, but I knew someone was in it. I sat up. And what do you know? Jessica was crouched behind my nightstand, laughing to herself, with my phone -.-

I asked her what she was doing, and she replied "taking pictures of you while you were sleeping"

I looked at my phone. And sure enough.

Thanks Jess. 

She then, walked over to a chair, threw everything on the floor, and plopped down in it like this.

She just started talking. I don't even know what about. She was just ranting on and on and I had no idea what she was saying. 

"Oh and I really wanted to tell you that I'm a free spirit now. I have no baggage. hehehehehe. But first tell me EVERY detail about your party, like you always do."

(then in a very dramatic tone) 

"The punch bowl was blood red. I started to walk towards it, being sucked into the depths of the bloody... punch." 

Yeah. It was a great way to wake up.

"You know I've been in here forever right? Like even before I took pictures of you. I sat here and stared at the fish for like ten minutes."

And when I asked her how she got in, she just said

"The door was unlocked. Duhh," 

Yup. 

Well.

I want food. 

So. 

I'll talk to you later. 

Bye :)

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep."

-Robert Frost

~T