Friday, April 4, 2014

100,000,000 Apologies.... ~Taylor~

Hey... Soo.... Um, words really can't explain what a terrible blogger I am. No one follows this blog, that's obvious. But a lot of people view it who don't follow it, trust me, I've checked. And, I haven't posted... in like... a year... Or something like that. So, I apologize. If I'm remembering correctly, the last post I wrote was when Jessica was leaving for her vacation. So, when she left.. I spent two weeks not writing. Then I guess I just got in the habit of not doing it, and when school came around, I was tired, busy, and stressed. So I just quit..


But.


Maybe, I could write a little more often?


You'll forgive me right?


Oh yeah.


I'm talking to no one.


Except for the LURKERS. WHO JUST LURK.





Isn't it a great thing?:)


Yeah, it is. I'm so happy! I'm gonna CRY!




We should catch up, huh?


You know,
now that we're all forgiven, and everything.


Well. There's not much to catch up on, really. With school in session, me and Jess haven't made any Tejor videos.
I know.

Don't be polite. I know that's what you're thinking. Anyways, we're still up to stupid shit.
Like, a few days ago, we made a dance video to "Talk Dirty To Me" and umm... I guess you can guess how that turned out. Let's just say, I'm not posting it. We've been baking cakes, and playing tag with stranger children on the playgrounds. Oh yeah, and we made a retarded-ass dance to "Who Owns My Heart" by Miley Cyrus.

OH YEAH.

Let's talk about what's been going on in the media!

Miley Cyrus, for instance. Well, it's not my place to judge, but, we all know that the trait "judgy" is in my blood. I think that Miley is free to be who she wants to be. Who cares if she cut off all of her beautiful, luscious, cascading, astonishing, magnificent, remarkable, peppered brown, wavy, hipster, grungey hair. (okay. I care about that part.)
But, as she has said like a million times, Hannah Montana was a character she played, not herself. Let's be honest. Do any of us teen-agers ever get together and end up not twerking?
HAHAHAHA. NO.


Even Ash twerks.
So no, no judging on that. But... Ahh... "Queen  of twerk"....?


NOPE.

I DERNT. THERNK. SER.

Just because she made some weird video of her twerking in a bunny suit, doesn't mean like.. anything. Like at all.
Jessica is better at twerking than her.
JESSICA.
So that sums up that.
Okay so, I'm gonna search random images and paste one on here to give me something to rant about.


 


I believe it a hundred percent.

Well, I have to go build a fort with some kids. And bake another cake.




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Whelp.


BYEEEEE:)

Oh yeah. I'm supposed to end this with a quote.

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.  ~Dion Boucicault

There we go.

BYEEEEE:)

~Taylor

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